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Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Chief Democrat Representative Blows Chris Matthews of MSNBC Away


7 comments:

Rayach Nichoach said...

After denying he was the one who farted, he's become a laughing stock on Twitter because it's obvious he paused to crank it out.

Joe Magdeburger said...

It beats what comes out the other end.When talking out both ends of one's mouth, a politician always finds another way

Farty Pooper said...

What do you expect. ער איז דאך פארט א גוי

Glatt a la Farte 18th Ave Boro Park said...

He might've gotten away with his denial if he was on a crowded elevator.

There was once a better dead giveaway than this guy. By kiddush levonah at a major Chassidishe beis medrash, an elter Yid did his rounds of "Git Vuch" to the oylam the fastest that anyone could ever remember him moving around. And his pronounciation was as if he was on tape in fast forward mode. Then all of a sudden after he exits stage right, the odor hit everyone

Az yemalei schoik said...

One time when way too many bochurim from yeshiva piled into a car because it was the only car available... there were bochurim on top of bochurim on top of bochurim ... some said it's actually illegal, possibly a major safety violation ...

They stopped at a corner where a construction crew was digging. One worker looks & shouts: "I hope no one farts!"

It took at least half an hour for the laughter to die down from that one!

Wallowing in Flatulence said...

Ok, this material is not bad, but the most hilarious fart joke is a classic skit that was posted on UOJ years ago.

Someone impersonating Abe Biederman chimes in about Yudi Kolko that while he has no first hand knowledge of Kolko molesting kids he can nonetheless testify that the guy is bad news after having sat next to him at a Sholom Zochur. He complains that all Kolko did was yap, stuff his face with chocolates & cut a bunch of smelly farts. Another impersonated macher adds that Kolko is notorious for grabbing all the good chocolates, leaving everyone else with just the shvache ones.

Flatbush said...

Don't be so sure that the Kolko skit has to be fictional. Have you ever seen him sitting by Weinfeld's shul, L & 22nd, for 3rd meal, the arrogant S.O.B. what he is, pontificating to a bunch of sycophantic audience members and praving zich vee a Rebbe in competition with Rav Weinfeld?

I could totally see him making a tuchess out of himself at that Sholom Zochur!