Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Iran Bans WhatsApp, Didn't Satmar ban it too?

This is too funny for words! You can't make this stuff up!

Iran bans WhatsApp because the one who runs this app is the American Zionist" Zuckerberg!
Satmar banned WhatsApp a couple of weeks ago too...

Yes, of course, Satmar banned it because they say that it breaks the family up! 
But there are many Apps that have the ability of group-texting, but Satmar singled out WhatsApp...

The bottom line is that both the Iranian Mullas and the Satmar Mullas have a lot in common....
Both hate Zionists and both want the State of Israel to disappear! And now, they both don't want their communities to use WhatsApp ....
I suspect that the Iranian Mullas read "Der Yid," how else would they know that Zuckerberg is a Zionist? 

An Iranian censor has banned the uber-popular messaging app WhatsApp and apparently it's Mark Zuckerberg's fault... because he's Jewish.

According to Israeli newspaper Haaretz, certain Iranian officials have pushed for the WhatsApp ban since the company was bought Facebook in February. Those officials oppose Facebook -- and now WhatsApp -- because they're run by the "American Zionist" Zuckerberg.
"The reason for this is the adoption of WhatsApp by the Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, who is an American Zionist," secretary of the Committee for Determining Criminal Web Content Abdolsamad Khorramabadi said, according to Haaretz. 

2 comments:

Yerachmiel Lopin said...

The only difference is that Satmar doesn't yet have a "secretary of the Committee for Determining Criminal Web Content." That have a vaad hatznius and an "Askan for Determining Un-Tznius Web Content."

Same difference.

Anonymous said...


Satmar banned him only because Satmar likes the word "ban." Extraordinarily similar to the Yiddish word 'Bahn." Aka TRAIN. De Bahn.
Get it???
Cheers, the Derby. en route