They should mingle with them. Let’s hope those Neturei Karta children become religiously influenced, Go Off The Derech and convert to Islam. At least they won’t be forced to eat cholov yisroel.
Well, I didn’t say eating cholov yisroel is worse than converting to Islam, but it’s almost as bad. It’s an offensive chumra which creates an intolerant and divisive segregation among different orthodox hashkafa. Cholov Yisroel, Pas Yisroel etc. is ruchnious porn. As for Neturei Karta and it’s parent Satmar, they should all convert to Islam. If you really want to hate Israel, go all the way. Convert to Islam and if you become nostalgic to your former religion, you can always put on kaffiah—checkered tallis when you prostate yourself in prayer 5 times a day. You’ll just love those 2 extra prayer sessions. Neturei Karta and Satmar will love it. 2 more chumras the second they convert.
Abe how correct you are, forget the Cholov Yisrael though. These creatures you are talking about are not Jewish to begin with.These are Muslim scum in Frummie clothes. Figures the naive twit aish will stick up for them
@Abe, alright. But they shouldn't go "all the way", so to speak. If someone, Chas V'Shalom, falls and watches pornography, should they, Hashem forbid "go all the way" and just engage in levity with women?!
@7:58 PM, I didn't stick up for them, per se. I defended a truth.
For Satmar and Neturei Karta watching porn would be an improvement over their present hashkafa. You cannot fall lower than Satmar & N K hashkafa. Porn would get their minds out of their hashkafic gutter and raise their spiritual temperment to just stroking their shtreimels when thoughts of Israel’s disparagement tries to take over their weak and insignificant minds. A nice video for Satmar is the 1998 production of “Bald Debauchery “, a title appropriate for their weird tznius lunacy. It’s a sexy combination of unbridled passion coupled with a food fetish. Satmar & N K should have no problem because the film is certified Cholov and Pas Yisroel.
If you engage in levity with your wife, you’ll end up in Gehinom ? My fate will definitely be Gehinom. Just yesterday I told my wife a funny Satmar joke: Why did the Satmar cross the road? To ge a nicer section 8 apartment. Tonight we’re going to engage in some more raucous levity. We’re going to a reading of that hilarious scurrilous tome, Vayoel Moshe after which we’re going bowling. If you insist, the bowling alley can provide you a lane with a mechitza. Want to join us?
@Abe, watching pornography is not a step up or an improvement for them. Even if you are to say that their current state is bad, then is adding an aveirah better?! Chas V"Shalom. THAT, my friend, is twisted Hashkafa...
What do you find so disgusting about the film? FYI, it was financed by Zalman Teitelbaum, one of the holy Satmar Rebbes. Permit me to enlighten you about the film’s production. Rav Zalman began receiving complaints regarding intimacy issues. It seems many of his chasidim were experiencing allergic reactions from their wives’ shaved head hair stubble. The incident that precipitated the movie’s production occurred when Yoilee Yerachmiel, a noteworthy Chasid in Zalman’s circle of respected chasidim, complained to Rav Zalman that his allergic reactions to his wife’s head stubble was an impediment to intimacy. ( I don’t want to get into the details but Yoilee had crabs for weeks) Rav Zalman told Yoilee, to shmear a mixture havdalah wine and cholov yisroel cottage cheese on his wife, Channie Hindy’s, head as a segula for good intimacy, Unfortunately, Yoilee decided to use a cheaper cholov stam cottage cheese causing the segula to fail. So Rav Zalman decided to finance the production of “Bald Debauchery” as a guide to the proper segula application. However this entire episode led Channie to abandon Satmar and go OTD. she is now living happily with her lesbian girlfriend but still eats only cholov yisroel because of that unhappy incident with cholov stam.
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Is this for real???? Probably isn't.
Sadly these shtik dreks know no limits.
They should mingle with them. Let’s hope those Neturei Karta children become religiously influenced, Go Off The Derech and convert to Islam. At least they won’t be forced to eat cholov yisroel.
B"H
So it's worse to have to eat Cholov Yisroel than to convert to Islam, Abe? That's sheker, to say the least...
AishKodesh 2:46 PM,
Well, I didn’t say eating cholov yisroel is worse than converting to Islam, but it’s almost as bad. It’s an offensive chumra which creates an intolerant and divisive segregation among different orthodox hashkafa. Cholov Yisroel, Pas Yisroel etc. is ruchnious porn.
As for Neturei Karta and it’s parent Satmar, they should all convert to Islam. If you really want to hate Israel, go all the way. Convert to Islam and if you become nostalgic to your former religion, you can always put on kaffiah—checkered tallis when you prostate yourself in prayer 5 times a day. You’ll just love those 2 extra prayer sessions. Neturei Karta and Satmar will love it. 2 more chumras the second they convert.
Abe how correct you are, forget the Cholov Yisrael though. These creatures you are talking about are not Jewish to begin with.These are Muslim scum in Frummie clothes.
Figures the naive twit aish will stick up for them
B"H
@Abe, alright. But they shouldn't go "all the way", so to speak. If someone, Chas V'Shalom, falls and watches pornography, should they, Hashem forbid "go all the way" and just engage in levity with women?!
@7:58 PM, I didn't stick up for them, per se. I defended a truth.
Maybe pray they become normal Jews instead. Grow up.
should they, Hashem forbid "go all the way" and just engage in levity with women?!
Hell YES!!!!!!!
B"H
@10:03 PM, that could be a different story...
@6:09 AM, the answer is yes only if you want Gehinom...
AishKodesh 8:33 PM,
For Satmar and Neturei Karta watching porn would be an improvement over their present hashkafa. You cannot fall lower than Satmar & N K hashkafa. Porn would get their minds out of their hashkafic gutter and raise their spiritual temperment to just stroking their shtreimels when thoughts of Israel’s disparagement tries to take over their weak and insignificant minds.
A nice video for Satmar is the 1998 production of “Bald Debauchery “, a title appropriate for their weird tznius lunacy. It’s a sexy combination of unbridled passion coupled with a food fetish. Satmar & N K should have no problem because the film is certified Cholov and Pas Yisroel.
AishKodesh 10:40 AM,
If you engage in levity with your wife, you’ll end up in Gehinom ? My fate will definitely be Gehinom. Just yesterday I told my wife a funny Satmar joke:
Why did the Satmar cross the road?
To ge a nicer section 8 apartment.
Tonight we’re going to engage in some more raucous levity. We’re going to a reading of that hilarious scurrilous tome, Vayoel Moshe after which we’re going bowling. If you insist, the bowling alley can provide you a lane with a mechitza. Want to join us?
B"H
@Abe, watching pornography is not a step up or an improvement for them. Even if you are to say that their current state is bad, then is adding an aveirah better?! Chas V"Shalom. THAT, my friend, is twisted Hashkafa...
The film sounds disgusting...
So now Abe is a baki in porn movies!
B"H
@Abe, levity with your wife is fine -- with a measure. You do have to be a good husband.
@6:09 AM, the answer is yes only if you want Gehinom...
No need to go that far - Uman is good!
AishKodesh 1:21 PM,
What do you find so disgusting about the film?
FYI, it was financed by Zalman Teitelbaum, one of the holy Satmar Rebbes. Permit me to enlighten you about the film’s production.
Rav Zalman began receiving complaints regarding intimacy issues. It seems many of his chasidim were experiencing allergic reactions from their wives’ shaved head hair stubble. The incident that precipitated the movie’s production occurred when Yoilee Yerachmiel, a noteworthy Chasid in Zalman’s circle of respected chasidim, complained to Rav Zalman that his allergic reactions to his wife’s head stubble was an impediment to intimacy. ( I don’t want to get into the details but Yoilee had crabs for weeks)
Rav Zalman told Yoilee, to shmear a mixture havdalah wine and cholov yisroel cottage cheese on his wife, Channie Hindy’s, head as a segula for good intimacy, Unfortunately, Yoilee decided to use a cheaper cholov stam cottage cheese causing the segula to fail. So Rav Zalman decided to finance the production of “Bald Debauchery” as a guide to the proper segula application. However this entire episode led Channie to abandon Satmar and go OTD. she is now living happily with her lesbian girlfriend but still eats only cholov yisroel because of that unhappy incident with cholov stam.
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