Thursday, January 4, 2018

Viznitz Prohibits the Dead From Using Smartphones!!


It's crazier and crazier ....... out there!
There is a cemetery in Monsey that is called the "Viznitz Bais Ha'Chayim"

Buried there are the holy Ribnitzer Rebbe z"l, Skulener Rebbe z"l and others ...

They must have noticed somehow, that the dead sneak smartphones out at night when no one sees  ......

So the brilliant Askanim decided to put an  end to these shenanigans, and put up a sign with a "WARNING!" stating that no one can use a smartphone in the cemetery ...

It's interesting to note that they use the German word "Achtung" for "warning," the word the Nazis used against the Jews!!

It cannot possibly be that they are warning the live visitors, because after the huge Asifas in Manhattan and Monsey ... no living Chusid owns one ...


17 comments:

אזיאטישע מאראמארישע פערד said...

So that's why I saw an oyberchuchem using a walkie talkie there! There is always a loophole to find in these takkunos.

AishKodesh said...

Indeed, DIN, I'm pretty sure they are warning against live visitors using them...

Anonymous said...

שוין ווייטער דער משגיח איז דא אזא שטיק פערד

Anonymous said...

ווען זיין משוגע וואלט וויי געטון וואלט דער. פאריקטער אידיוט געשריגען פון יסורים אש טיפש

Anonymous said...

Why are you such a stupid PUTZ

Anonymous said...

https://twitter.com/srulibesser/status/949085017870884864

Anonymous said...

Proving once again that 'Rebbe Worship' is more important than worship of God.
Now where have I seen that before????????......JESUS CHRIST!!!!! my f*cking memory!

Anonymous said...

Mentaly deranged people shoule be commited into institutions for the mentally deranged.

AishKodesh said...

DIN, Why do you let such terrible comments on your blog through? My dear man, there is cursing, sacriligious things, etc.

Dusiznies said...

Readers
I have to agree with Aish ....stop with disgusting comments and personal attacks .... I'm the only one with this privilege on this blog!

Anonymous said...

Dus iz neias you're a friggin idiot
almost as bad as your alias aish

Abe is a shoteh at this point said...

Why in the world would duzinies make a blog revolving around lashon hara, and then pretend to be aishkodesh, trying to prevent lashing hara. Anonymous 8 17, you are the friggin idiot.

Abe is a shoteh at this point said...

Why in the world would duzinies make a blog revolving around lashon hara, and then pretend to be aishkodesh, trying to prevent lashing hara. Anonymous 8 17, you are the friggin idiot.

AishKodesh said...

Actually, @8:17 PM, I think it's pretty clear that DIN and I are not the same people.

Anonymous said...

My holy guru would you be kind enough to give me a metzitza be'peh

AishKodesh said...

@1:10 PM, Why would you even ask such a disgusting question?!

P.S. I don't hold of Metzitza b'peh.

Anonymous said...

Because you are psychotic