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| World's Largest Onion |
This onion was found weighing 18lb and smashes the world record. Some say that's a "gilgul" of a deceased Tomato.
DIN just learned but it's not confirmed that the two Satmar Rebbes are trying to get a hold of it, so they can feed their flock "eiyer mit Tzvibel" l'ekoved Shabbos!
The little "Rebbelich" with only a 25- 100 Chassidim are not interested into getting into this "crying" bawl, since they can do just fine with 3 eggs and a small onion..... and some will even add "gehakta leberlach"
But the bigger the chassidisus, the bigger the eggs, and the bigger eggs require a huge onion!
DIN contacted various Litvishe Geonim, and they declined to comment, some didn't even know that it's a mitzva to eat "eiyar mit Tzvibel" on Shabbos ...those that did speak to our reporters said that eating "Tzsunt" (Cholent) provides enough gas!
12 comments:
You're nothing but a lowlife, a cheap vile LEITZ, obsessed with hatred of ALL Shomrei Tora Umitzvos KEDAS VEKADIN, & especially SATMAR.
MAH Inyan Shemita Etzel Har Sinai?, There you go again and again, Always busy with Satmar, making no sense whatsoever, ABY GEREDT!!!!!!, a pity on your parent's that brought you into this world, a pity on your teachers, all you are is an empty bag of air, full of HATE to HASHEM, HATE to his HOLY TORA, HATE to Shomrei TORA BETAHARA, and full of SELF HATE, regretting the fact that you've been born JEWISH, full of lowly biting mean evil minded SARCASM.
In reference 6:24
Where's Krushchev, the UN shoe banger to shut down the lunatic blabblers, when we need him most?
Nikita... You're sorely missed..
Derby... Ochi Chornyea
"....MAH Inyan Shemita Etzel Har Sinai?...."
A nice pat on your kleeeger kepppeleh.... Behold ! Rashi asks the exact same question... MAMMISH..!!!
Another one like that and we'll accuse you of having ruach hakodesh..
Derby...
The gas from spicy Sefardishe chulent is nuch erger.
DERBY (the FERD), you have to add your dimwitted two cents, ('cause you have no 'sense'),seems you are so retarted, that everybody besides you, already realized that whatever you charge anybody with, is actually a 'selfie', wherever you come up with thise 'cute'...... comments, you are makimg a fool out of yourself, showing, revealing your crassness, craziness, stupidity, lack of self control, and your obssesive compulsive addiction, to Self hate, tora hate, ehrliche yidden hate.
What caught my ear amongst your malaga- besodden qvetcherei is this:
"....is actually a 'selfie'...."
Holy Cow..! I,the computer and iphone know-nothing only first found out what that means about 6 months agao, and here you are the
ehrliche yid that don't like guns at mincha , knows about selfies and puts it in quotes yet, to impress.
Derby... Selfie, huh?????
You're a MORON with Capital Letters, assuming that its impossible for a person to be an EXTREME ANTIZIONST and not be a SATMAR, well wake up and smell the coffee, it's about time that you realize, that most Shomre Tora, came to the conclusion, that Zionism is a MAJOR cause of ANTISEMITISM, and is a CURSE brought upon Jewry by Secular people who didn't have the wellbeing of KLAL YISROEL in mind, I have the right to surf the web, nobody that I answer to forbids me, I'm not sure that you can say so too, I'm a well educated individual, have quite a few degrees under my belt, try my best to be a Shomer Tora Umitzvot, and at the same time come to realize the Dangerous path Zionism has taken the Jewish People, I'm far from being alone in this realization, most of the people I Congregate with, including the clergymen, are of the same opinion, recently we were introduced to the works of Rabbi Joel Teitlbaum, and we were Amazed that he saw this coming many years ago, Prophetic?
2:41
Oh? "Prophetic".?
So what do you think of his "prophetic" vision that the Nazis would never reach Hungary? Mr "degree"?
"... I have the right to surf the web, nobody that I answer to forbids me,..."
Give us a name, Seymour .Midvar Sheker Tirchak.
".... I'm a well educated individual, have quite a few degrees under my belt, ..."
And........????????
So do I, but as I already wrote, my Poly- Sci graduate prof said this ( he was a PHD yet) :
BS= you know what
MS= More of the same
PHD= Piled higher & deeper
Derby... Gut Voch, and don't let degrees get in the way of Reason & Sanity.... If ya know what I mean...
Listen Seymour.... Don't fool me by pretending you're somebody else... Your writing style has forensic fingerprints.... I recognize them...
... And get this through you horsefaced skull with the pea( pee?) brain...
Anti-Semitism existed when Avrohom Aveini was rich, became poor, was rich again, in Mitzraim, then in the midbar, then Yehoshua fighting in EY, then in EY itself with local nations, ,1st churban because of anti-Semitism,,AFTER 1st churban, then after 1st churban through the 2nd churban,then through 2,000 years pogroms, gerushim, pogroms,massacres, pogroms, ( No Zionism yet ) galut, and will culminate with the biggest anti-Semitism when Moshiach fights Gog & Magog, then finally,.... no anti-Semitism... All part of G-D's Plan which of course you, koifer & apikorus don't believe.. Now, Dr. of Scatology with the Associate Degree... Which part of that can't you understand..???
Or are you a degreed SHOYT? As previously discussed, a male Brooklynese Shoyteh , in reality a SHIRT, sans the "R".
Derby...... Now I'm trying to solve the Zodiac killer's case with forensics... Gotta admit... Your case is easy, only a schizo with multiple horsefaces..
".... I Congregate with, including the CLERGYMEN , are of the same opinion,...."
Not the same poster who wrote that his "Reverend" gave him permission to surf? And to play with 'selfies' ?
Ha, ha, Ho, Ho....
There's an example of simple forensics...
Derby... Pious, sanctimonious hypocrites buzheving in the streets at midnight howling like Mooonies... Ha, ha..
I'm in the mood for some matzoh balls... Mom ????
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