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Thursday, July 19, 2018

New Square Prohibits E-Mails andf even "Flip phones"


New Square has established new "issurim" (prohibitions) on its chassidim, prohibiting e-mails and even to have an e-mail address for all who are not in business.

"Flip phones" are in the category of "smartphones," according to this new edict!

Good luck! 
馃ぃ

7 comments:

Amused said...

And where can you find a payphone these days?

just a yid said...

it their community not my business

Joe Yeshivish said...

Did you hear the latest story from the New Square Cheder?
A yingele came to school with a square back. His Rebbe saw it and through him out of class. The principal saw him dreyingzach in the hall so he asked him why are you roaming the halls? The yingele answered, "Because I have a square back." The principal replied, "Bring the square back together with the charger and wait by my office."

Anonymous said...

They're easier to control like that. Mushrooms - keep them in the dark and feed them crap.

Sam Kay said...

Regressive & Retrogressive ...
Neanderthal ...
Dumbing of society ...

Unknown said...

can you post a higher resolution image of the poster

Anonymous said...

Yeah, well rules are made to be broken, aren't they. Otherwise we would never have progressed to live in the 21st century -and likely still be living in caves.