Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Skverer Bais Din Prohibits Single Boys & Girls to Vote Because They will Touch the "IPad"

The Board of Elections of Rockland County has introduced "tablets" that are now used for voting in local elections..

Well, not so fast!
The holy Bais Din of Skver sat down to discuss this new innovation and decided that voting by signing a "tablet" will contaminate the soul... the neshama!

But it apparently won't contaminate the soul once you are married .... 
Once you are "toam taam chete" (tasted the taste of sin) the satan stays away ...
and so if you are a lady or a man thats married you can go ahead and vote..

I don't know if the "fatwah" includes anyone divorced!

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2 comments:

frum but normal said...

criminally insane ignorant barbarian savages.
but of course when the so called rebbe's (godfather) right hand man was for years molesting children and bachorim and the whole town knew about it including that avoidah zarah calling himself duvid'l twersky,that was ok and was hushed up and was kept under the rug,but touching an Ipad chas veshalom that's forbidden

Anonymous said...

The Rebbe is the guru the ignorant sheep believe he’s god himself