Tuesday, December 26, 2023

Fatsos Can Now get an entire Row for free on Southwest


 Southwest Airlines is being celebrated for its new policy giving those losing the battle of the bulge a full row of seats for the price of one.

Southwest says that passengers whose bodies “encroach” past the armrest of the seat they purchase are entitled to an additional seat, free of charge.

Southwest told Fox Business that passengers of the extra portly variety “have the option of purchasing just one seat and then discussing your seating needs with the Customer Service Agent at the departure gate. If it’s determined that a second (or third) seat is needed, you’ll be accommodated with a complimentary additional seat.”

The policy states, “Customers who encroach upon any part of the neighboring seat(s) may proactively purchase the needed number of seats prior to travel to ensure the additional seat(s) is available… The purchase of additional seats serves as a notification of a special seating need and allows us to adequately plan for the number of occupied seats onboard.”

4 comments:

Ezra the Kapo said...

DIN, Jerrold shikt a shkoiach!

Anonymous said...

lol "battle of the bulge" lol

Anonymous said...

its just a business decision. there are over two million people in the usa who weigh more than 540 pounds!. as more people become obese, they will choose southwest over the other airlines. sw is smart to do this. they expanding their customer pool and increasing supply to meet the demand.

Fat Jerrold Nadler said...

"expanding their customer pool"

1:25 am is making a cheap joke at the expense of baal busser Americans