Both Satmar Rebbes are going ape blaming the Zionist State of Israel for corrupting monkeys, by serving them machine matzos instead of the hand matzos.
The monkeys don't seem to car, because they go with the Chasam Sofer that insisted that the machine matzos have a much higher kosher standard than the matzos done by hand.
The Satmar Rebbes are also troubled because the monkeys are taking funds from the medinah......
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Also monkeys are eating Matza Erev Pesach ...
well Chazal say that one who eats matzoh Erev Pesach is like כאלו בועל אריסתו בבית חמיו
I tried both and can tell you that it’s אינו דומה
בשם נחמן ביאליק ... איך האב באזוכט די ביחדע און עס איז קיין פארגלייך...
A free "newspaper" titled Lehovim is being distributed in Hareidi areas in the NY/NJ area. The publisher is listed as Rabbi Sroya London, on E. 18th St. in Brooklyn.
The Lehovim propaganda sheet claims "peaceful protesters" are being arrested in Eretz Yisrael. No mention was made of public streets and ambulances being blocked by the hooligans, and the tremendous Chilul Hashem.
Ignorant Hareidim are being brainwashed to believe that hooligans, criminals, and terrorists are Torah observant Jews.
"Satmarism/Pelegism" - anti-Jewish, anti-Torah, anti-Eretz Yisrael false religions posing as Judaism.
DIN.you should ask forgiveness from these monkeys for insulting them,how dare you compare them to those two Teitel-Bum Jew hating Kapo bastards
The chimps hold by the Satmar Shit*ah of being mekayim the Mitzvah mehadrin min mehadrin by eating an entire box of matzos because the Teitlebums hold that if one kezayis is good 10 times as much will naturally bring you closer to the shechina.
They even walk like the Satmar knuckle draggers. These are definitely Satmar chimps.
Sam Kay
why must you display your ignorance?,according to halacha on Erev Pesach after 12,you cannot own anymore CHAMETZ,that is the reason these monkeys had to eat matzah on erev pesach
Feed them neturei crackers instead!
Bet they didn't wash before and bentsch afterwards either. Cheeky monkeys!
Fake News
Chasam Sofer wasn't alive when machine matzas were created.
JJJ
I hope you learn Chumash like you are medayik in the words if DIN
But he is basically correct ... But it was try he Ksav Sofer the son who paskened on Machine Matzos
9:00 PMAbe 10 times as much will bring you closer to the toilet :)
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