A Woman Will Replace Andrew Jackson On $20 Bill ..... Chareidim Outraged!

Will the Rebbis and their Gabbaim reject the "lady" 20s' with the kvittlach?

Will the chassidim now have to pony up 100 dollar bills?

There are rumors that Askanim in Kiryas Yoel are scrambling to lobby congress to have the late Rebbetzin Feige Teitelbaum's photo on the $20.00 bill.....but these are only rumors...
The Cheshben is ... that since it was decided to put a lady on the $20.00 bill why not have a photo of a "tzadeikis" on it?
R' Aron Teitelbaum's rebbetzin has been ruled out because she speaks Ivrit, Lo aleinu  and is a closet Zionist!
R' Zalman Leib's rebbettzin has also been ruled out since she makes a lousy  potato keegel and it  tastes like manure!

The Lakewood aAskanim don't give two hoots as long as the bills are legal tender, they will take them! 

But they did discuss cutting out all female names from the entire Tanach ....and eliminating Taanis Esther because it congers up all kinds of evil thoughts!

The Editors of Yated, Hamodia, Ami and Mishpacha are meeting to discuss what measures they can take to influence Congress not to go ahead with this proposal ... they will point out that they have been in business now for over a decade and their readers have no idea  what a female looks like, yet they manage to sell papers and magazines!
On the agenda will be a discussion of the "shidduch crises" as well!
The editors feel that putting a photo of a lady on the 20 dollar bill, chas v'sholom, may exacerbate the crises, since the bochrim will now look at the bill and expect the girls they date to look like the lady on the bill! 

I understand that no Herring will be served at this meeting!

Treasury Secretary Jack Lew will announce this week that Alexander Hamilton will remain on the $10 bill and Andrew Jackson will be pushed off the $20 note in favor of a woman from American history, The Daily Mail reports.

The announcement will come around a year after an online petition called for Jackson to be replaced with a woman, and ten months after Lew announced he wanted to replace Hamilton instead. Rather than removing Hamilton from the $10 bill, the rear of the note will instead feature a mural depicting women’s suffrage, The Daily Mail adds.

Jackson will be ousted in favor of a woman representing the fight for racial equality, the source said.

The new $20 note won’t be issued until 2030 at the earliest.

Kiddush Fight over Shmaltz Herring, One Herring Fresser Stabbed

I don't know .... In my shul all Kideishim have a million different herrings ... 
I personally prefer the real Matjes Herring, and I would probably stab someone for a piece! 


During the Shabbas morning kiddush at a synagogue in Melbourne, Australia, one of the men stabbed his fellow synagogue mates, moderately wounding him in the upper body, according to a report in Kikar Shabbat.

The Age reports the attack happened near the Yeshiva Synagogue.Kikar HaShabbat says it happened at the Rambam Synagogue.

According to witnesses, a fight broke out between the two over some herring that one didn’t want to pass to the second. The man then picked up a knife and stabbed the other man, to the shock of everyone else there.

Hatzalah quickly treated the man and he was taken to the hospital.

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Ezra Friedlander says it's ok for Kasich to link Pesach and the blood of Jesus

Jews have known to be smart, but apparently we have our share of dummies too! 

Ezra "The Kapo" Friedlnader is Hillary's chief Tuches Leker, but somehow  he managed to weasel himself into Kasich's Boro Park Republican campaign.

Kasich, the Ohio Governor visited Boro Park to try to steal some Jewish Trump voters but instead made a bunch of boo boos' 

The first major mistake was to get The Kapo Ezra to be his publicist on this visit. 

Who can ever forget when "The Kapo" told Boro Park Holocaust survivors that the Iran Deal was a good thing for the Jewish people and backed Jerrold "The Fatso" Nadler, who voted for the deal!

When the Ohio Governor, Kasich, a Roman Catholic said:

“The great link between the blood that was put above the lampposts. The blood of the lamb, because Jesus Christ is known as the lamb of God. It’s his blood, we believe …”

Friedlander in an interview with th JTA said about Kasich's statement :

“He’s very knowledgeable and he takes his religion very seriously, In context, I thought it was appropriate.”

The dummy, Friedlander will do anything for money, even to say that Kasich was "appropriate" to link Jesus with Pesach!

I think that it would be more "appropriate" for Boro Park Jews to give Ezra "his last supper" and dump him before he puts his paw in his mouth again!

Kasich also drew grimaces from the crowd as he shook his box of shmura matzah to emphasize his points. If the expensive, delicate matzahs inside are broken, they become unsuitable for ritual use????

Vicious "frum" anti-Semite Yaakov Shapiro will discuss US Elections tonight on radio

The Snake Shapiro

Yaakov Shapiro the spokesman for the Neturei Karta savages will be live on the radio station WSNR 620AM from 9-10PM.....

Phone number: 401-347 0304

He will be spewing his venom against his fellow brothers and sisters that reside in Israel!
Supposedly he will be discussing the US elections from a "Torah viewpoint"

It's important for every single Jew to call the station and innundate him with the genuine Torah View!
This miserable skunk, Yaakov Shapiro is a Pulpit Rabbi of the Young Israel of Bayswater! 
How his congregants don't throw him the hell out and ship him to Gaza, only G-D knows!

"Jews for Bernie" - really?

Honest, I don’t know if it’s ever been this bad. Every day I read something that makes it seem like American Jews have lost their minds.

Listen to this: 

“What he stands for is what my Judaism has been about my whole life,” Jeff Marker, a Jewish Renewal rabbi from Brooklyn, said in an interview at the brunch.

 “Social justice, and understanding that peace and security for Israel only comes when there is peace and justice for Palestinians.”

That came from a “Jews for Bernie” brunch in Manhattan, covered by JTA, and typifies what was being said at an event that could have been named “Jews for Farrakhan.” Consider me in the dark as to what the heck is going on with my landsmen here in America.

Obviously there is something I’m not getting when I hear “peace and justice for the Palestinians” as if it’s Israel’s fault for every Arab stabbing attack.

What is a “Jewish Renewal rabbi” anyway? What’s there to renew after 3,500 years? Is Bernie coming to renew with his new blood libel?

Every Jew Must Vote for Ted Cruz

Here we have a guy who consistently voted for Israel even though the majority of his constituents weren't Jewish!   A guy who walked out of a Christian Conference because they booed Israel ...
It's payback time! Jews have been taught that Hakoras Hatoiv is the biggest virtue ...
Let's practice what we preach ....
Before Pesach let's clean out our Chametz of liberal left leaning self hating Jews! 

Here is a letter of an Employee of Tom Cruz...worth taking two minutes to see what he has to say about his boss!
I couldn't have written it better myself!

St. Lawrence arrested before Shachris .... Monsey Developers Panicking

Now the guy, Rav Ungarisher ז״ל, called an אוהב ישראל because he was able to be bribed, which made  it easier for developers to pave over all greenery in Monsey, was finally caught with his hand in the cookie jar! The גמרא  so aptly stated סוף גנב לתליה !

FBI officials grabbed him at ווסיקין .... And now he will sing and bring down all the guy with the keys and lights ........

Simone Zimmerman a "Jewish Snot Nose" is Bernie Sanders "Jewish outreach coordinator"

 

Let us note that Bernie Sanders is running the most openly anti-Jewish campaign in presidential history. 

And like him, the chief purveyors of his animus to Jews, are other Jews. 

His new "Jewish outreach coordinator" the 26 year old Simone Zimmerman is a frothing at the mouth, potty mouthed Jewish anti-Semite!

 The bitch is a BDS supporter and anti-Israel activist in If Not Now, a J Street front group harassing Jewish charities who help people in Israel, as its Jewish Outreach Director.

Simone Zimmerman appears to have gotten in bed with JVP, a militantly anti-Semitic organization which views the Jewish community as "the enemy" and has defended terrorism against Jews. 

Simone Zimmerman has joined the JVP hate group in condemning attempts to fight campus anti-Semitism. 

In response to Hamas attacks on Israel, Simone Zimmerman the "Snot Nose" said, “We think it’s important to understand the context of occupation". And declared that she opposed the campaign against Hamas that began after the brutal murder of three Jewish teens by Hamas terrorists.

Chareidim rip off Frum Jews before Pesach

Naaa.... it's not enough that we get ripped off on everything from phone services to actual levayis...nope!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know guys, the Heimishe Hashgachos  don't let you live, and they don't let you die anymore either,(a topic for another day) before they rip you off !

Now they are selling us "Salt Water" for Pesach!!!!
Who buys this crap? Someone must be buying this.... 

I'll bet it's the poor families, they must  be buying this crap after listening to  their Rabbis scream and rant at Shabbos HaGodal drashos, that everything without a "Heimishe" Hechsher is treif....they are probably buying this...

They also sell month old eggs for the seder....
Someone is going to die from this, and the Holy Gedoilim will blame it on the Zionists...
Like the bizzare Shitah of Satmar that blames the Holocaust on the Zionists....ignoring the fact that the Zionists who were in Israel all survived and the anti Zionists were gassed to death! 

I noticed that the Heimishe Groceries also sell vegetables for Pesach covered in dirt! 
I thought I was imagining it ..... but noooooooooooo
they then put the veggies with  the "pesach dirt" on the scale and charged me for the dirt too!

Notice that the Kosher L'Pesach Smartphone covers, have no Hashgacha, because the Billionaire, the Nirbarter, won't put his name on anything that has anything to do with a smartphone....
He would rather get you on the Kosher Le'Pesach Bleach!

Rav A"YK Kook's Funeral .... Video Clip

Only the first 4.5 minutes of the clip recently distributed by the Israel State Archives are from Rav Kook's levayeh. 
Notice the crowds made up of all types of Jews.... all mourned this Kohein Gadol, just like the Torah writes about Ahron Ha"kohein that all mourned him ....

Parshat Metzora "The Holiness of Eretz Yisroel"

Parshat Metzora ... 

by Shmuel Knopfler

The section of tzaraat of houses begins with a unique expression:
"When you arrive in the Land of Canaan that I give you as a
possession, and I will place a tzaraat affliction upon a house in the
land of your possession..." (Vayikra 14:34) As tzaraat is not an
agricultural mitzvah, why is it linked to Eretz Yisrael? 

The Chizkuni explains that this is because the Jews did not have houses in the desert, unlike tzaraat of people and of clothes which was relevant even in the desert. However, Chazal learned from this pasuk that the laws of tzaraat of houses apply only in Israel and not outside of it, even though there are houses there?

MIspacha "Interviews" R' Aron Teitelbaum and now the "Ahronim" are going berserk

The Israeli Mishpacha pulled a fast one and sent a bunch of reporters to Kiryas Yoel to interview R' Aron Teitelbaum. But they knew that there  would be no way that the Rebbe would be talking to them if his handlers knew  that they were reporters of a "Zionist Hebrew" magazine, so they told the Gabaim that they are Israeli Askanim ....a white lie!

So the Rebbe must have blabbered away not giving any thought that the conversation with Israeli "askanim" would wind up in Mispacha! 

Now that  the Ahronim found out that every single word will be in print shortly, they are running around like poisoned mice begging the Mishpacha editorial staff to quash the interview...
because they know that R' Aron is not from the biggest "chachomim" and who know what beans he spilled and what narishkeitin he "ploidered"!

So the Ahronim came out with a Kol Korah begging the Satmar Oilim l'man Hasem to call the offices of the Zionist Mishpacha to not print his gibberish!

I hope Mishpacha  doesn't cave in ....because I am very curious what he had to say :)!

מחאה גלוי' ונמרצה! - האהרונים מוחים על ש'משפחה' ראיינו את האהרוני

היות ס'איז נתגלה געווארן אז דער רעדעאקציע פון דעם ציוניסטישער צייטונג פון ארץ ישראל "משפחה" האט זיך בערמה אריינגעכאפט אל הקודש פנימה פון כ"ק מרן רבינו שליט"א די פארגאנגענע וואך אין קרית יואל - זיך אנגעבנדיג אלס עסקנים אין א געוויסע שטאט אין ארה"ק, און דערביי געשמועסט מיטן רבי'ן איבער פארשידענע דברים העומדים על הפרק, און זיי גרייטן זיך דאס צו מפרסם זיין דעם קומענדיגן יו"ט פסח אין זייער אויסגאבע אלץ א מכלומר'שטע אונטערוויוא מיטן רבי'ן, ליגט אויף אונז א פליכט צו מוחה זיין ברבים איבער די מעשה נבלה וואס איז געטון געווארן, וכל מי שיש בידו למחות זאל פרובירן זיך משתדל זיין אז דאס זאל נישט צושטאנד קומען.

עס איז ברור כשמש דעתו הברורה פון מרן רבינו שליט"א אז די אלע צייטונגן זענען מוקצה מחמת מיאוס, און זענען דירעקט געשטעלט מיט א ציהל אפצולאכן און קאלט מאכן את כל הקדוש לנו, עס איז קיין ספק אז עס נישט נישט ניחא דעתיה פונעם רבי'ן אז זיינע ווערטער זאלן דארט מפורסם ווערן בערבוביה פון צענדליגער אנדערע ארטיקלן מלא כפירה ומינות.

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Reb Abba arrives in Bavel

Harav Avraham Yitzchok Kook z"l

Tazria: Rabbi Abba Arrives in Babylonia 
Babylon did not become the center of world Jewry overnight. But a defining moment in the gradual relocation of Jewish leadership from Eretz Yisrael to Babylonia may be pinpointed to a particular event: the arrival of Rabbi Abba Aricha on the shores of Babylonia in 219 CE.

Rabbi Abba was the preeminent scholar of his generation. He was known to all by the simple appellation ‘Rav’ - the Rabbi. With Rav’s arrival and the establishment of his famed yeshiva in Sura, Babylonia emerged as the true center of Torah scholarship (see Gittin 6a, Ketubot 111a).