Saturday, August 14, 2021

In Ponovitz the New Zman Opened Up "In Full Swing" Learning Mesectas "Makkos"

 

Why people keep sending their children to this swamp, I'll never ever know. 

There are two camps in this Bais Hamedrish that sports a beautiful golden Aron Kodesh. 

One group follow Rav Kahanaman, and the other group consist of the "Auerbach Terrorists" headed by a guy named Harav Hatzaddik Hagoen Markowitz Shlita who issued a fatwa against his opponents giving them a signal to let loose and they beat the crap out of Rav Kahanaman's son.

It used to be when someone heard the word "Ellul" in Yeshivois the talmidim would shiver from fright worrying about the upcoming "Yom Ha'din" 

But now when the talmidim in Ponovitz hear the word "Ellul" they shiver from fright wondering when someone will beat the living daylights out of them.

On the other hand, there is a silver lining; because since they are busy bashing each other,  they are off the streets and not protesting and blocking traffic.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

These boys should go to the IDF.
It's more peaceful there.

ThisisMoe said...

It makes sense they are learning masechet makkos they will give makkos to each other.

Ferd said...

Don't you mean the sugya of asarah makkalos in Bava Kamma?