Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Shul Switches Rosh Hashana "Haftarah" To "Ruth Bader Ginsberg Haftarah" complete with "trop"

 


The good Rabbi Marc Katz also crowned Ruth Bader Ginsberg as a  "navie," prophet, adding her to our other "neviim" like Miriam, Devorah, Yermeyahu etc ..and to our heritage ... he also added Martin Luther King a"h as a prophet, for good measure

The World Renowned  Chazzan, Meredith Greenberg helped with the reading of the brand new fabricated "haftarah" 

No word yet from the "heimishe" communities whether this minhag will prevail... 

Please note, that this didn't happen on Purim but on Rosh Hashana!

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

added Martin Luther King a"h as a prophet

Failed Shmatta Rosenberg is Secular Meshichist who annointed Obama the Messiah

Anonymous said...

This is probably one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen or heard.

Big Mammas House said...

Meredith is a Lesbian.

It could have been worse.

https://www.nertamid.org/clergystaff

It would've been "all over" if the "Fat Lady" Ronni sang

Anonymous said...

Is the Cantor an OTD from Bais Yaakov of Fallsburg or YOB? She pronounces mit yeshivishe rrraish.

Anonymous said...

Don't call ever this place a shul.
Call it a temple. A Church. A ?????? whatever but not a shul CHAS VESHOLOM.

Joe Magdeburger said...

It would not be respectful to print HaShem's name on the barf bags that should be passed out before this haf@$$ed" "haftorah". While we're at it, why don't we bind some Obama speeches into these new "Tanachs" and carry the teleprompter around the shul.Another question. What beracha do you say on a Joe Biden "word salad?"

Zako said...

So sad Moshe Rabbenu did not put a Copyright on der heilige Toira, because it could have prevented these two progressist clowns from distorting it.

Anonymous said...

Agree with Anonymous #2 - This is beyond the dumbest thing I have ever seen. RGB has been officially molded into a golden calf.