Satmar on a mission to brainwash their toddlers, distributes a questionnaire that in effect wipes out a mitzvas esseh de'oriiseh (a positive Biblical mitzvah), the Mitzvah of Yishuv Eretz Yisroel Bizman Hazeh (the mitzvah of settling the land of Israel in the here and now) according to the Ramban.
Just last week, the "holy fool" R' Aron Teitelbaum, the Satmar Rebbe of Monroe, asked his dumb followers to "rent their clothing" over the remarks of Benjamin Netanyahu at the newly opened US Embassy in Yerushalyim Ir Hakodesh.
Today, May 29, so far, as of this posting, 77 Rockets were fired into Israel at Israeli civilians, two landing in a kindergarten, with six hurt....
Did the "good" rabbi, "rent his clothing?" Did the foolish leader shed even one tear for his fellow brothers and sisters?
So lets translate this questionnaire......... my comments in"red"
(1) Is one allowed to leave the diaspora before Mashiach comes?
(a) Yes (b) No ... G-D forbid (c) Only if the gentiles allow us
DIN: The Chofetz Chayim wanted to make Aliyah, The Baal Shem Tov wanted to make Aliyah, the Vilna Gaol was on his way to make Aliya .... The Gerer Rebbe, the Belzer Rebbe, the Viznitzer Rebbe, the Kloizenberger Rebbe, the Chazon Ish, the Steipler, and the Satmar Rebbe himself in 1948 made Aliyah ....
(2) Is one allowed to wage war with the gentiles?
(a) Yes (b) No.... G-D Forbid (c) Only if the gentiles start the war first
DIN: You are probably thinking that (c) is the correct answer........
You think that way because you are a normal thinking person ..... but according to the Romanian gypsies, the correct answer is (b) .....
What would any country do if they got hit with only ONE missile? They would make the aggressor country a parking lot ...
I will never forget when I was just a child, if a goy started up with a Jew in Williamsburg, the holy Satmars would scream "Chaptzim" and beat the assailant to a pulp!
But in their upside down world, only someone who slurps chicken soup from the Rebbe's chicken soup sharayim deserves to be protected, but little toddlers living in Israel, deserve no protection because they live under Zionist democratic rules.
(3) What "treif" thing did the Zionist create?
(a) A "treif" State . (b) A "treif" language . (c) A "treif" military
DIN: The answer, of course, to these miserable creatures, would be all three!
It seems that this "treif State, distributes more funds to Chareide instutions in one year, than all the monies collected on behalf Moisdes Hatoirah since Hashem gave the Torah on Har Sinai!
There is more Torah learned in this "treif" State than anywhere in the entire world, and that includes Lakewood, Monsey, Williamsburg, Monroe and the other fake Holy Cities!
The "treif" langauge is the langauge that the Ribono Shel Olam created the world, and its the primary language presently for all the Gedoilei Hatorah, be they Yeshivah, Litvish, Chassidish, or Sefardic.. they all speak this "treif" language... The Satmarer Rebetzin from Monroe speaks this "treif language to her Zionist sisters..... the Skeverer Rebbetzin... and the Belzer Rebbetzin...
A "Holy" language for them is Hungarian!
THE "treif military" is the one protecting the Satmarer Rebbes fat ass when he comes to visit the Zionist State of Israel!
(4) If you do any Mitzvois in the State of Israel, those Mitzvois are also treif!
(a) No (b) Yes, because it is prohibited to have a country of our own until Mashach comes.
DIN: The correct answer according to these brain-damaged barbarians is (b)!
So according to Satmar, all the mitzvois including Shmittah, Maasor, Terumah, Shabbos, Tefillin, Lulav, Pesach, Succos, Shevuois ... Shecitah, Mila, are all "treif"
All the Gedoilie Yisroel including Rav Kanievsky who do mitzvois even Limud Torah are all "treif"
Which idiot has a "SHIT'ah like this .... how crazy can one get???
Wait ... it gets better!
(5) When can we celebrate that the Zionists have their own country?
(a) Tisha Be'Ov (b) 5th of Iyur (c) Never
DIN: The correct Satmar answer is ... (c)
These crazies would celebrate if the Palestinians controlled the entire country ....
Now you say .........."No...that's the Neturei Karta thinking like that" not the Holy Satmar....
Well, to that I respond that the entire Neturei Karta ideology comes directly from R' Yoel Teitelbaum the founder of the Romanian Dynasty called Satmar ...
absolutely... he mentions this many times in his books called Va"Yoel Moshe"
(6) Is one allowed to speak the 'tumedikie" language Hebrew?
(a) Only one word (b) Only whisper (c) G-D forbid to speak even one word
DIN: I answered this crappy question above!
(7) Is one allowed to step into the Zionist offices that is called the Knesset?
(a) Yes (b) No G-d forbid (c) Only if one must be rescued
DIN: The question is really "Is one allowed to step into a Satmar Institution," since they teach hate and teach the "tenokas shel bais raban" to ridicule lifestyles of other Jews that don't look like them..
(8) Are we allowed to visit the Kotel, Kever Rachel, or the Mearas Ha'machpilah?
(a) Yes (b) of course not (c) Only if you want to recite tehilim
DIN: Of course the intended Satmar answer is (b)
There were only two Jewish leaders that didn't allow Jews to go to the Kotel ....
One was the evil Jewish King, Yerovam ben Navot and the other was Satmar Rebbe
(9) Are we allow to take money from the Zionists to build a Talmud Torah?
(a) Yes (b) Nope (c) Only if no one notices ...
DIN: Now this is a very tricky question .... because the author of this questionnaire wanted you to answer (b) Nope ....
but the truth is that Satmar actually does take money from the State when they think nobody "notices ..".
You see ... In the Zionist State, when a child gets born... that child gets a number called a "Teudat Zehut" something like a Social Security number ...
That number follows that child around ... and when he gets born the government opens up a savings account for that child and deposits some shekels each year into that account ...
As you know in Israel, tuition is free, so when that number shows up in a Yeshivah, that Yeshivah will get funds to educate that child based on that number ...
Well... Satmar .. supposidely doesn't take money from the Medinah? Right?????
First of all that child, let's call him "Yoiley" for the purpose of this discussion, gets every year money into his account as soon as he gets born, and if he is the Second or Third child in the family, the "cursed" Zionists gives Yoiley's parents money on a monthly basis....
I never heard anyone returning those tumidike monies.
Now the crafty Satmar phonies want the world to think that they don't take money from the "Tumedike" Zionists ... so what do they do?
They set up that the official Satmar Yeshivah to take no funds from the Medinah, and they notify the Zionists who sit in the Knesset (the building that they cannot walk into) that "no thank-you" keep your cursed money, we are just fine schnorring in the US for the funds .....
but then ........
are you sitting guys??????
"So talk already.......I'm sitting at the edge of my seat ....... " "what does Satmar do?"
They set up a dummy yeshivah where they register our little friend Yoiley, and then .....
yes..... when nobody is looking .... they transfer those "tumidike" cursed Zionist money to their coffers...
So you are sitting in comfortable chair, in the Holy Chutz Le'aretz, thinking ... how does DIN know all that???
Remember, about two years ago that phoney, R' Zalman Leib, Williamsburg Satmar Rebbe, extorted money from his naive chassidim to the tune of over 5 million Dollars to distribute to Moisdois that refuse to take money from the Zionists in Israel?
Well, if you remember at that time, the Zionists sick of this game that Satmar was playing, released the Names and numbers of all the Yoileys in an Israeli Newspaper called Haaretz, and listed all that were supposedly learning in Satmar Yeshivois but were secretly registered in these fake Yeshivois that were getting the Zionist cursed tumidike money that was eventually funneled back to Satmar .....
Remember when the big money guys in Williamsburg found out about this scheme, they were furious and went bonkers and flew to Israel to investigate what happened?????
All of a sudden ....... Quiet .... Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Quiet ..... nobody is talking ....
The rich Satmar guys were told to "shut the hell up" or else their children would be thrown out of their moisdos and their daughters wouldn't be able to marry into other Satmar families depriving them of the big mitzvah of shaving their heads bald when they get married!
(10) Which sin is the most responsible for stopping Moshiach from coming?
(a) Saying lies (b) Chametz (c) Zionism
DIN: I have to laugh at this one ..... because I would have answered (a) Saying Lies ...
Ha ha ha ha
But that's not the answer they want ...they want to blame their whole miserable existence on the Zionists .....
But B"H, anyone with eyes who visits the State of Israel, the country that I am now residing in, sees the beautiful built up cities, beautiful shuls, ....they see the words of the prophet coming true ....and they see that what Satmar says is all a bunch of crap wrapped in a Caftan with Vaassseh Shtrimp,
The whole questionnaire is based on the whole LYING SHIT"a!