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Monday, August 18, 2025

Schumer Roasted for Inventing Fake Long Island Couple He Based Entire Career On


 Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) was roasted on social media for creating a fictional Long Island couple called Joe and Eileen Bailey, whom he has based his entire political career on.

During an episode of Last Week Tonight, British-born HBO talk show host John Oliver shared several clips of Schumer talking about the fictional couple, describing them as being “middle-class” and having “bought into Reagan Republicanism in 1980.” Schumer has explained that he has “guided” his political career “through the Baileys.”

“They’re a middle-class couple in Massapequa, which is a suburb on Long Island,” Schumer said in one clip from an interview on Lou Dobbs Tonight on CNN.

“Joe and Eileen Bailey, this middle-class couple, they bought into Reagan Republicanism in 1980,” Schumer says in another clip.

“Joe and Eileen are worried about losing their jobs or their friends jobs,” Schumer says in another clip.

“The Baileys really don’t believe in trickle down, they don’t believe in a whole lot of government spending, but they believe in tax breaks for kids to go to college,” Schumer says in another clip from an interview with the Wall Street Journal (WSJ) Live in 2012.

“He’s an insurance adjuster, and lives in the New York suburbs. By New York standards, he makes $50,000 a year, if he lived in the middle of the country he’d make 40,” Schumer says in another interview. “Wife works in a medical office, she makes about 20, she might make 15 elsewhere. And, you know, I have guided my political life through the Bailey’s.”

During the episode, Oliver continues to highlight how Schumer “first introduced the world to the Baileys” in his book, Positively American: Winning Back the Middle-Class Majority One Family at a Time. Oliver notes that in the book, Schumer “mentions the Baileys, an astonishing 265 times, in 264 pages.”

Oliver explains how Schumer has given the fictional couple an “unnecessary detailed backstory,” adding that Schumer has said Joe Bailey “takes off his cap and sings along with the national anthem before the occasional Islanders game.”

Eileen Bailey is described as helping “with the clothing drive” at the couples’ church, and as having a father who “had a prostate cancer scare a few years ago.”

8 comments:

Garnel Ironheart said...

What's the roast? The Baileys are your typical middle class suburban couple who used to be Republicans but becamse disillusioned as they financially fell behind despite working hard. The specific family might not exist but there's lots of real versions of them out there.

Dusiznies said...

If there are "lots of real versions of them out there," why did he have to make up a story?

Garnel Ironheart said...

Same reason the Gemara keeps telling us about Reuven and Shimon. Archetypes cover more people than specific examples.

Anonymous said...

But in the Gemara it states when the names are hypothetical. Schumer led everyone to believe the couple is real. Besides, this type of couple is very rare or nonexistent, the real ones are the couples that transitioned from being democrats to republicans. Funny how he never spoke of those.

Shomer Yishmoel said...

Chuckie insisted at times that they are real. That’s because he’s a congenital liar. Of Garnel had a leg to stand on then Schumer would have said they are a Reuven-Shimon or Ploini-Almoini scenario

Anonymous said...

The largest unemployment rate was under Obama. The cost of living is higher in New York than other places.

Anonymous said...

Although he hit the nail on the head with Schumer, it happens to be that Oliver is a vicious, outspoken anti-Semite! Look him up spewing his crap about Gaza

Freed Lander Groop said...

Stop picking on Liska Hasidim already.