Poiskim Looking Into The Kohler bidet that takes verbal orders and will make a splash in the toilet market — here’s the straight poop... Can You Use it on Shabbos?

Since this is activated by "voice" serious poiskim are "klering" if one can utilize this on Shabbos. Others are "teitiching up" that this could be "muktza machmas meeus."  Still others want to "taaneh" that this is "psik reisha de'neecha lei" but this was "shlooged up" by a Lakewood "alter bocher" who said that all this is "not the reid" since its definitely not "reisha" its actually "tachton" and we don't have this "klall" of "psik tachton de'neecha lei." It could be an "issur" of "Kol Isha" since women will use it too. but "kol isha" is not shayich by halachos of Shabbos.The "daf ha'Yoiminickers are klerring what the "tolda" would be with this bidet, but if the "Av" wasn't determined yet, how can we have a "tolda?" The Christians would "mistaameh" answer that you can have a "tolda without an av, its called the "Immaculate conception." 

Butt it seems, and I was going over all the "nosei keilim," that all are "maskim" that you would need to make "shiur Chazon Ish" and in this case this would actually be a "kuleh"

"Bottom" line is that this is a "shverre sugye" that kollel guys will be "me'ayin" in the weeks to come.

"Ve'Tzurich Eeyun"

A new artificially intelligent bidet responding to verbal commands aims to make a splash in the toilet market.

Promising a squeaky clean, “hands-free” experience, Kohler’s PureWash E930 is a sentient piece of potty technology that can be vocally activated — via Amazon Alexa or Google Home — to emit a sprinkling of water, air dry your unmentionables, and even activate an ultraviolet-powered self-cleaning mode.

The bowel-blasting breakthrough, spotted at CES 2024, is also equipped with a heated seat, motion activation, and automated deodorization, along with being “ergonomically” shaped for a comfy session.

Butt there’s a catch — the rather steep starting price of $2,149.

Kohler’s latest innovation is, however, good clean fun for the whole family, thanks to a safe mode that can be activated for children, according to marketing manager Maria Evraets.

“That allows even the youngest of users to experience an enhanced clean,” Evraets told The Post.

The tush tickler, which can be preset via the Kholer Konnect app, is currently available in white and biscuit and will be made available in black by late February.

“A unique challenge with PureWash E930 is that our team was focused on developing a really slim profile, which required some creative engineering to fit all of the mechanics of a bidet into a much smaller footprint,” Evraets said.

PureWash E930 is also designed for its bowl to be “automatically misted prior to use for more effective rinsing while flushing,” according to the company.

The royal flush also includes dual front and rear “wash modes” with adjustable pressure and temperature settings.

There is also an LED light for nighttime use along with a quiet close feature, to prevent seat slamming.

The seat also detaches for swift and “convenient cleaning.”