Zionists readying for 10,000 immigrants from Ukraine in coming weeks

 

Israel's government estimates that around 10,000 Ukrainians will immigrate to Israel in the coming weeks, government officials told The Jerusalem Post on Saturday. 

The Ministry of Immigration and Absorption would not comment on this estimate, but responded saying: "The Ministry of Immigration and Absorption is prepared for the emergency immigration of Ukrainian Jews, and in view of the escalation in Ukraine, the ministry, headed by Minister Tamano Shata, is preparing all sectors to assist and absorb any Jew seeking to immigrate to Israel."

"In light of the drastic increase in applications for immigration from Ukraine and in view of the security situation in the region", the ministry said that Tamano-Shata and Finance Minister Avigdor Lieberman agreed on providing additional budgets to actualize the emergency immigration operation from Ukraine.

The Ministry of Immigration and Absorption convened an emergency discussion last Thursday during which Tamano-Shata assembled an inter-ministerial team to remove bureaucratic hurdles for potential olim and to issue immigration visas digitally, in light of a drastic increase in applications. This is in addition to reinforcements in the Absorption Division at Ben Gurion Airport and the cooperation with the IDF.

The Ministry concluded, "We call on the Jews of Ukraine to immigrate to Israel - your home."

Saturday Night Live makes "choizik" and parodies ‘Fiddler’ — and B&H camera store

 “Saturday Night Live” is famously “Live from New York,” and in the latest episode the show doubled down on the promise.

In a skit on Saturday’s episode, guest host John Mulaney led the cast in a parody of Broadway musical numbers that included an homage to “Fiddler on the Roof.” Mulaney plays a newsstand operator who sings about the horrors of the New York subway system, from erratic service to sketchy passengers to, yes, the “Mole Men” who are said to live in the tunnels.

“If I were a mole man,” he sings, adding in some “yubba-dubbas” from the “Fiddler” classic, “If I Were a Rich Man. “All day long I’d drink a shoe of rum, if I were a mole per-son!”

Soon Mulaney is joined by a chorus line of Hasidic dancers, who do a credible version of the tavern scene from the show. But wait, there’s more: When someone asks, “Was that the actual cast of ‘Fiddler’?”, Mulaney replies, “No, there’s just a lunch break at B&H Photo.”

Even many New Yorkers may need a footnote here: B&H Photo is an electronics megastore in Midtown Manhattan famously owned and staffed by Satmar Hasidic Jews. It was once even slapped with a lawsuit claiming it discriminates against non-Jewish employees (the suit was dismissed).

The skit, called “Subway Churro,” went on to include parodies of “South Pacific,” “Little Shop of Horrors,” “The Music Man,” “Les Misérables” and “Dear Evan Hansen.” The “Hasidic” dancers returned for the finale — based on, what else, “Jesus Christ Superstar.”

Ukranian Soldier Kills a Jew and wounds his wife at Checkpoint and Claims He thought they were "Russian Combatants" ..Who believes that?

 

So a guy sitting in a car with his wife and two children are mistaken at a checkpoint for "Russian Combatants" and they kill the jew and wound his wife! If you believe that, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell.

The cursed Ukrainians ym"s even convinced his step mother that it was Putin's fault. A Ukrainian Goy shoots her step son who was part of a convoy at a checkpoint, and it was Putin's fault!

You know what it was? An opportunity for a Ukrainian to follow the minhag of his father to kill Jews!

As I pointed out in the past two weeks, the Ukrainians are the most vicious anti-semites! I also sincerely believe that it's the Jewish "askanim" who are interested in constantly going to "kevarim" are pushing this "Nice Ukrainian" agenda! This is a huge business for for the chassidim and now the Litvaks having learned from the Chassidim how to make money and are making the Chafetz Chayim's town, Radin, into a shrine. The Chafetz Chayim wanted with all his heart to leave that place and make Aliya to Petach Tikva, and these clueless naive Jews want to revive a dead town whose Jews were murdered!

I know people are wondering.. so what do you want? Do you want Putin to win?

The answer is I want Putin to destroy Ukraine. The Jews should leave now! And then I want Putin to go into Poland, Hungary and Romania in that order. I don't think that Putin is a "tzaddik" I think he is a blood thirsty murderer but since he is on a roll I want him to finish the Job, and then of course I want Putin to get his end!

Jews protesting in Tel Aviv and other places in support of Ukraine have not learned anything from the past. When did Ukrainians protest in support of Israel? Especially when Israel was defending itself in Gaza?

Why are Frum Jews defending the Ukrainian Goyim? Why? The answer is they are afraid of losing $$$$$$ from their trips to kevarim. This has to be the only reason. Even Agudah came out with a statement supporting the Ukrainian government. Because the Aguda askanim are all for the "kevarim" escapades!

Brodsky was reportedly part of a car convoy headed to the Moldovan border when he was shot at a checkpoint by a Ukrainian militia that mistook him for a Russian combatant.

Ministry officials spoke to his wife who was also wounded in the shooting and is still stranded in Ukraine with their two children. Brodsky's parents who live in Israel were informed of his death.

"The Foreign Ministry wishes to express its sincere condolences to the family in its difficult time and will continue to assist the family as much as possible," a statement read.

Brodsky's father Efim told Ynet that Roman and his family grew increasingly desperate due to the harsh conditions.

"It's gotten worse and worse all the time. At night they slept in an underground parking lot. He wanted to come to Israel but I did not know he was making the trip today," he said.

His stepmother said: "He was a good guy and said the situation was getting worse by the day. Both Russians and Ukrainian soldiers were dying. Putin started the war. He is a dictator. A tyrant. We want to bring him here for burial. We ask for help."

The shooting took place in the Ukrainian city of Bila Tserkva, 84 km (52 miles) south of Kyiv.

The Israeli embassy, which is currently based in Poland due to the fighting, received the initial report from a contact in the country's Jewish community.

Since the outset of hostilities, over 2,000 Israelis have fled Ukraine through its various land borders. There are hundreds of Israelis who are currently making their way out of the country, some as part of similar car convoys.

Long queues stretch for miles around border crossings and some 100 Foreign Ministry personnel stationed there are trying to fast track passage for Israelis in medical distress, but they note that their ability to assist all Israelis is very limited.

Meshiginar Chabad Chasid joins Ukrainian army: 'Willing to die for Ukraine'

 

David Cherkski, a Chabad-Lubavitch hasid from Dnipro, Ukraine, has joined the war against Russia, together with his father.

Wearing his army uniform, the young Cherkski told Channel 13 News that the Ukrainians will do everything to win.

"I am now in Dnipro, and we are doing everything we can," he said. "We don't have a war yet here, but it's a matter of time. We are waiting for the Russians, so that we can show them."

"Half of them have already died, and the other half have gone home," he said of the Chechnya forces, who took part in the invasion.

Cherkski added: "We will not give the Russians anything. They can say what they want... That they will take Kyiv in two days, but we understand that now our army is the best in Europe."

"I am willing to die for Ukraine. I am willing to die for the Jews who are here, for the Ukrainians who are here. I was born here, my family is here. I am with my father here."

When asked if he would be willing to carry out a suicide operation blowing up one of Ukraine's bridges, he responded, "I think so."

Tinder Swindler Gives his Side of the Story ..In Hebrew

 

This former Bnei-Brak  guy is the biggest chutzpehnyak in the entire world.

Israel Releases Rules for Entry to Unvaccinated Tourists

 

Israel announced just over a week ago that it would open its skies to unvaccinated tourists beginning March 1st. The full set of rules for entry has now been released.

The following rules will take effect on March 1.

1. All tourists will be permitted to enter Israel, regardless of vaccination or recovery.
2. Israeli citizens, toshavei  keva and toshavei arai (A5 and A1 visas) will no longer be required to present pre-flight Covid results.
3. All other travelers, including visa holders, will be required to present negative PCR results, from within 72 of departure, prior to travel to Israel. Antigen tests will no longer be accepted.
4. Recovered travelers, with a positive PCR or antigen test from no less than eight days and no more than ninety days, are exempt from the pre-flight PCR test.
5. All passengers will still be required to fill out the Entry Form within 48 hours of departure.
6. All passengers (Israeli and foreign) will be required to undergo a PCR test upon arrival at Ben Gurion airport.
7. All passengers, regardless of vaccination or recovery, will need to quarantine only until receiving negative Covid results from their airport test, or 24 hours, whichever comes first.
8. Full quarantine of five days will only be required for those who test positive in the airport or unvaccinated persons who are in close contact with a confirmed patient (such as on the plane).

It is unclear what the rules will be for travelers departing for Israel on February 28 but landing in Israel on March 1. Unvaccinated travelers should consider traveling on or after March 1 to avoid difficulties.

Watch Rabbi Bleich Making Believe that he is in Ukraine with a Ukraine flag in the background but he is reporting from Monsey New York Where he fled

 

Listen to a Ukranian say that the Ukrainain People are the most Evil on Earth!

 

Now listen to an Israeli explain that the Ukrainians murdered one and half million Jews and who liberated the Jews...? The Russians

Watch how the Ukranian Tzaddikim Welcomed the Nazis in Lvov in 1941. Watch the smiling faces of the Women and Children

 

כיבוש לבוב. אוקראינה, 1941. pic.twitter.com/0RAI7YhAFF

— תהיות (@Historyinpic6) February 27, 2022

Ukrainian Chief Rabbi Bleich Leaves Ukraine in Middle of the War to go back to his Home in Monsey

 

I can't say I blame him, but isn't he the "Gadol" who advised his flock to remain? Deja Vu all over again!

Interesting that whenever someone interviews him, the Ukranian Chief Rabbi is not in Ukraine but hiding in Monsey.

I really get a kick out of him..Two weeks ago Ami did an interview, and he was hiding in his Monsey home, and this morning when Kol Chai Radio called him, he was again in Monsey probably hiding under his bed! I need a job like this. 

 He claims that the president of Ukraine called him. I doubt that, it seems from this interview that the Chief Rabbi has only 250 followers out of 300,000 Jews living there. If Zelenky or whatever his name is, is relying on Rabbi Bleich, he better join him in Monsey. 

Read what he tells the reporter. What a convoluted story! The bottom line is that he is reporting on something that he did not witness because as he tells the reporter, he wasn't there. 

Anyone that can make sense of his story below gets the DIN Pulitzer Prize for fiction.

Rabbi Yaakov Bleich, the Chief Rabbi of Ukraine, spoke to Kol Chai Radio Sunday morning about the situation of the Jewish community of Ukraine as Ukrainian and Russian military forces do battle on the outskirts of the city.

"I left Ukraine in the middle of the week and arrived in the United States," Rabbi Bleich said.

"Inside Kyiv there are something like 8-9 Jewish communities, from our community which was the largest I took out who I could until Thursday. On Thursday I took people out one last time - a bus and something like twenty cars, about 100 people, that's in addition to 150 people a week before and they went to a camp we had prepared outside of Kyiv. It is a hundred kilometers west of Kyiv," he said.

He said: "Those from my community who did not want to [leave] stayed in Kyiv, and there are other communities left as well. On Friday afternoon, just before Shabbat, another 40-50 people from the communities of Chabad next to us who were not ready to evacuate came to my community in Kyiv."

He added: "On Shabbat afternoon the rabbi came there by bus and took them out and they went to Zhytomyr. Those from my community stayed there because a curfew began on Saturday at five in the afternoon until Monday morning at eight. It is because of the massive attack by the Russians."

Rabbi Bleich said that the Ukrainian president called him and asked that the Jewish people pray for his success. "President Zelensky called me a few hours ago, while waging war, and asked the entire Jewish people to pray for the soldiers of Ukraine: 'The Russians have more soldiers than us, but our soldiers have more determination than the Russians. We need your prayers for us to succeed,' the Ukrainian president said."