Thursday, July 21, 2022

Monroe Satmar Rebbe Allowed Ukraine’s First Lady Olena Zelenska to give her Speech To U.S. Congress

 Remember when the Satmar Rebbe of Monroe told his naive sheep to write letters to congress to halt Netanyahu's addressing both houses of Congress to warn them about Iran? 

The rebbe is not messing with the ladies and allowed her to speak! 

A DIN correspondent reached out to the Rebbe's Hebrew speaking  Rebetizen to inquire how this came about that the holy rebbe allowed this bezoyin. The rebbetizen asked "Is she a Zionist?" our reporter answered "no, of course not, she married a Jew in a church and have goyim for children" "that explains it" she answered curtly adding that according to the rebbe's SHIT'eh  anyone can address the Congress as long as they are not Zionists.  No word yet from the rebbe's press secretary when and if they will meet.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So silly.
Soshe’s father was a pan-Zionist.
Gimme a break, this story’s clearly satirical, and should proveide a disclaimer stating so.
You do good work usually on your news reporting, don’t let silliness undermine it.