Shmuley Boteach and Pam Anderson at Shabbat Seudah

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach made a surprise appearance at the Carlebach Shul’s annual comedy show at Stand Up NY and told how Pamela Anderson came to his Shabbat dinner one year.

A fellow guest later told him he “was the only man who could sit next to Pamela Anderson and ogle her Rolodex!” Boteach told the sold-out crowd.

The author noted it was the 20th anniversary of his book “Kosher Sex” and said, “Even for the uncircumcised, kosher sex is a cut above!”

Comic Talia Reese said, “Babies are like beer. There’s a lot of pressure to have another from people who should have stopped a long time ago.”

Reese also quipped, “They say only the good die young. Maybe that’s why I’m so afraid of the elderly.”

Comic Sam Rubinoff said, “I watch a lot of crime dramas. Fifty percent of the time, someone in a relationship murders them. I’m not in a relationship … I’ve doubled my survival rate!”

David Weinbach riffed on the horrors of airplane travel. “My aunt works for TSA security,” he said. “She makes me take off my shoes … and belt … every time I enter her living room.”

He continued, “Airplane mode on your smartphone means the phone looks [like it’s] on, but is actually dead inside — kinda like the look of most passengers in coach!”

Kidnapped Lev Tahor Children Have Been Recovered in Mexico

The two Lev Tahor children kidnapped on a Shabbos morning earlier this month in upstate New York,have been successfully recovered in Mexico and are in the custody of child services.

The operation involved FBI, Interpol, the US State Department and Mexican Police.

14-year-old Yante Teller and her 12-year old brother Chaim Teller are in good condition B”H, and are expected to be reunited with their mother in the United States some time next week.

Additionally, an effort is underway to have 5 leaders of the cult – arrested two weeks ago in Mexico – extradited to the United States. Their list of charges has grown since the kidnapping of the children.

Aron Rosner of Williamsburg remains in custody in New York for allegedly orchestrating the kidnapping.

According to an indictment unsealed earlier this week Rosner kidnapped the children from their family in Woodridge, NY, dressed them in clothing with superman logos (to avoid detection of law enforcement) and drove them ON SHABBOS to an airport outside of Scranton, Pennsylvania where they boarded a flight to Mexico.

Satmar Monroe Will No Longer Fundraise Using The Internet .......

The Poster praises the Dushinski Rebbe for no longer raising funds for their mosdois from the internet, and Satmar will follow his lead!

Israel blocked 19,000 people from entering in 2018

Israel turned away visitors at a record pace in 2018.

Of the about 4 million visitors to Israel in 2018, nearly 19,000 were turned away by immigration staff when they reached an entry point over concerns that they would commit criminal or security crimes in the country, the business daily Globes reported, citing statistics from the Population and Immigration Authority.

Some 16,534 people were turned away in 2016, compared to 1,870 who were refused entry in 2011, according to the report.

Staff from the Population and Immigration Authority are stationed at Israel’s airports and other entry points and are empowered to refuse to allow a foreign visitor to enter.

Satmar News Site "VIN" Vos Iz Neias Defames the IDF Quoting the Anti-Semitic B'Tzelem Organization!!

The Satmar guys running VIN, VosIzNeias, wait like hungry rats  to pounce on the 'medinah" even quoting from Nazi organizations like B'Tzelem! 
To bury, so to speak, the State, they will quote from the Chareidie hating JTA.

Copying and pasting from the JTA, they report that over "90% of Israeli Jews trust" the IDF. 

 Headlining the article 

"Are Israeli Media Too Soft On The Country’s Popular Military?"

What utter nonsense.... ...what would they want... ?? 

that the media attack the IDF, the only Jewish army in the entire universe?

They quote from the Jew hating B'Tselem organization funded by Arab murderers:

According to B’Tselem, the army  misled the public about the shooting incident in Tulkarem.

“When the incident was made public, the military responded by claiming that a ‘violent disturbance of the peace had developed’ in the area, that ‘dozens of Palestinians were throwing stones,’” B’Tselem said in a statement. “The video footage and the eyewitness accounts collected by B’Tselem from people who were near Habali show no absolutely no of sign of any ‘disturbance,’ stone-throwing or use of crowd control measures.”

Then VIN, the gypsy Satmar Website quotes anonymously ...

The following week, B’Tselem accused the IDF of “manipulating the truth” in its accounts of the deaths of two Palestinians teens killed in northern Gaza by an Israeli munition. Israel claimed he had been accidentally killed by an explosive used as a “knock on the roof” to inform residents that their building was about to be leveled. In a video posted to YouTube, B’Tselem and the British-based group Forensic Architecture alleged that the IDF intentionally omitted video footage showing that Israel’s highly touted method for warning civilians was not as safe as popularly believed.

“When reports like these come out they tend to cast doubt on the credibility of the IDF spokesman’s office,” said one senior foreign correspondent who asked to remain anonymous.

Vin, continues it's vitriol and hate, 

NGOs like B’Tselem wield significant influence in how the the outside world views the Israeli military, which it sees as as less than honest in admitting its failures.

“When human rights violations are exposed, the IDF spokesperson tends to immediately respond without substantiating claims and with no thorough research,” B’Tselem spokesman Amit Gilutz told JTA. “Thus, time and again it changes its unfounded versions, after being caught sending the media unreliable information. All this is predictable, as the spokesperson operates like a de facto PR agency for the military. What is surprising is how readily the media still publishes the military’s claims with no reservation despite such claims proven wrong, misleading or inaccurate time and time again.”

Of course, I realize that they are just copying and pasting directly from the lefty website JTA, but VIN chooses which articles they want to post ....so when they see something that bashes our children serving so bravely in the IDF ... they pounce!!!

Nazi Nuremberg Laws Are Back In Europe .... Shechitah to Be Outlawed in Belgium as of January 1, 2019

At the beginning of 2019, Shechitah will be outlawed in the Flanders region of Belgium. The region is home to the city of Antwerp and 60 percent of the country’s Jews presenting a huge problem for the Jewish community throughout the region.

The law, which was passed in June 2017, requires that all animals should be stunned prior to their slaughter for humanitarian purposes. This requirement is not allowed according to the Halachos of Shechitah, thus making kosher shechitah illegal.

Since the law was passed, the Jewish community of Belgium, as well as various federations and organizations across the country and Europe, as well as the World Jewish Congress, have fought against the law claiming that it violates EU law, the European Convention on Human Rights and the Belgian Constitution. All three of those bodies of law guarantee the freedom of religion. In this case, that freedom is breached by making Jewish shechitah illegal.

Another region in Belgium known as the Walloon region passed a similar law in the same year. This law will come into effect in August of 2019. It too was challenged in court.

President of the Belgian Federation of Jewish Organizations, Yohan Benizri, said when the law was originally passed that: “Legislators have given Belgian Jews a worrisome political signal, by trumping their right to practice their faith, in violation of the crucial principle of separation of church and state. That’s very sad, but it is also unlawful. It is a violation of European legal norms, including the Charter of Fundamental Rights of the European Union, and we are hopeful it will be overturned as such. If this legislation ever comes into force it would be a dark day for freedom in Belgium.”

Particularly hit hard in this new process are Mashgichim and Shochtim who will face a double burden of losing their parnassah as well as having difficulty trying to find meat to give to their families.

After 2 1/2 Minutes of "Mitzvah Tantz" Michatanim Had Enough and Break It Up!

DIN Invited to witness ceremony of First-Ever Ethiopian Israeli Get His Wings!

So we are finally on the map .... 
We were honored and privileged to be invited to the ceremony of the Israeli Air Force Graduation class of 2018.

We witnessed the first-ever Ethiopian-Israeli  graduating and watched how he received his wings along with the rest of his class at Hatzerim Air Force Base in southern Israel.

The cadet, Lieutenant Y, is the first member of his community to graduate the program; he is slated to begin active duty as a combat navigator.

We heard Bibi Netanyahu addressing the cadets and listening to him give the cadets his brachois, I was thinking that he sounded just like a rebbe .... 

Fake News reports "Migrant Boy Died In U.S. Custody" But he dies after his father refused medical attention!

Department of Homeland Security (DHS) officials said on Wednesday that the 8-year-old Guatemalan boy who died in U.S. custody this week did so after his alleged father declined additional medical treatment.

The boy, Felipe Gomez Alonzo, was initially taken to the hospital after CBP agents noticed that he was sick and was "diagnosed with the common cold, given prescription medications and discharged," ABC St. Louis reported.

A spokesperson for DHS said on Wednesday that the boy later continued to complain about not feeling well and started vomiting, "but the man claiming to be his father told agents that the boy did not need to return to the hospital and that 'he had been feeling better.'"

The agents later checked on the boy and noticed that his condition had worsened, at which point they decided to take him back to the hospital where he later died.

"Our system has been pushed to a breaking point by those who seek open borders," Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen wrote on Wednesday. "Smugglers, traffickers, and their own parents put these minors at risk by embarking on the dangerous and arduous journey north."

Moshe Moskowitz 34 Married Father of 3 Killed With His Own Gun in Telz-Stone

ברוך דיין האמת

 בקרית יערים טלז-סטון, נפטר אתמול באופן פתאומי ר' משה מושקוביץ ז"ל, והוא בן 34 בפטירתו. 

Yesterday, in the town of Telz-Stone, R' Moshe Moshkowitz died suddenly, He was just 34 years-old.

אמש (שלישי) בשעות אחר הצהריים, נהרג ר' משה מפליטת כדור לפתע בביתו, מאקדח אותו החזיק ברישיון. פטירתו הפתאומית בדמי ימיו הכתה בהלם את תושבי קרית יערים טלז סטון, שהלכו אחר מיטתו בהלוויה. 

It was after 3:00PM in the afternoon, when he was killed with his own licensed gun. Shocked residents of Telze-Stone followed his remains to the funeral! 

המנוח ז"ל נולד ברעננה, להוריו שיחי' בבחרותו למד בישיבת היישוב החדש בתל אביב ולאחר מכן בישיבת "מאורות התורה" בטלז סטון, שם קנה את תורתו מראשי הישיבה ולאחר מכן נישא לרעייתו ובנה את ביתו בקרית יערים טלז סטון. 

בטלז סטון מספרים ל'בחדרי חרדים' כי המנוח היה איש עדין נפש, שתמיד הלך בצידי דרכים וקבע עיתים לתורה בכל רגע פנוי. 

הותיר אחריו את רעייתו שתחי' ושלושה ילדים יתומים שנותרו ללא משענת. 

מסע הלוויה יצא אמש בשעה 22:00 מישיבת 'מאורות התורה', שם ספדו לו ראש הישיבה הגאון רבי נחום רגוזניצקי, שפתח את הספדו בפסוק "משפטיך תהום רבה, אין לנו שום הבנה על מה שקרה וסיפר על טוב ליבו, הוא היה רחוק מהשקר. אם היה מצווה בתורה לשקר אני לא יודע אם הוא היה יכול לקיים את זה. לאחר מכן הספיד בבכי ראש הישיבה הגאון רבי שמואל גריינמן, אשר סיפר על גדלותו של המנוח שהקים בית של תורה ויראה". 

אחיו הרב שאול יהודה מושקוביץ, נשא דברי הספד וסיפר כי לאחרונה כי התקיימה הגרלה בכולל "נחלי דעת" ביישוב למי שתורם ור' משה זכה בגורל על סך 10,000 שקלים זכות קנייה בצרכניית 'ברכת יוסף' בטלז סטון, הוא לא היסס וביקש מהכולל, שיעבירו את זכות הקנייה בו זכה - לאברך נצרך במקומו. 

כל המספידים עמדו על הצורך הגדול לעזור למשפחה החשובה ואף הוקמה קרן על ידי 'קופת העיר'. 

לאחר מכן יצא מסע הלוויה להר המנוחות בירושלים, שם נטמן למנוחת עולמים. 

תהא נשמתו צרורה בצרור החיים.