Talmud Trump

Rav Samuels "Speaks" at a rally in Kikar Shabbos

Is he screeching like a burnt cat because Mosdois HaTorah in New York took millions of dollars in  federal funds to have their buildings wired for the internet?

Was he screaming like a lunatic because Rabbonim are molesting children?

Was he crying bitter tears  because Jews are being murdered in the streets of Yerushalyim?

Nope! Guess again?

Give up? 
Ok take a seat and a deep breath!

He was yelling and screeching because Frum Jewish Children are finally doing the right thing and joining the IDF to protect their family, their country and protecting Rabbi Samuels from getting his head chopped off by ISIS!

I am telling you ... these guys are going off the deep end!

I'm surprised that no one called the guys in white to put him into a straight jacket to ship him off to the funny farm!

And what is the biggest surprise is, that people are all sitting or standing listening to this maniac with straight faces!
Someone with guts should have taken a pie and smashed his face with it ... it would have been a Kiddush Hashem!

The Neturei Karta Animal Yisroel Dovid Weiss YM"S protesting AIPAC

Listen to this Mamzer ben Mamzer, yemach shmo ve'zicro .... tell the reporter that he wants to give back Eretz Yisroel to the Palestinians!

R' Dovid Ahronowitz z"l Pulled from Hudson River

57 days after he was last seen alive, the body of the New Square man, Dovid Ahronowitz, has been recovered by the NYPD.

Yanky Meyer of Misaskim confirmed that the body of the missing 46 year old man was pulled from the Hudson River yesterday by members of a Bronx NYPD precinct and positively identified by dental records as the New Square resident this morning.

Members of the Chasidic community have been searching the Hudson River for weeks, In addition to hiring private divers and sophisticated equipment, searchers brought in the Skverer Dayan to perform a segula to find drowning victims, which pointed them to a particular spot near the George Washington Bridge.  The body of missing man was located near that area

“We have been out there searching every day,” said volunteer Heshy Gottdiener 

“We have had this on our head 24 hours a day, seven days a week,” added volunteer Yossi Margaretten.  “This is a big relief for us and the family can finally get comfort and sit shiva.  It is sad, but a big step.”

The unseasonably warm weather has caused water temperatures to rise, making conditions more favorable for bodies to surface.  Meyer said that four other bodies have been recovered from the Hudson over the past week.

The levaya will take place this afternoon in New Square

Baalei Batim Waiting for Gedoilim To Condemn Mosdos that Prohibited the Internet Yet Took the Funds!

The Holy Mosdois Ha'Torah made sure to organize huge protests against the Internet!

But where are the protests against the Mosdos HaTorah that took  Federal Funds earmarked for computers and  for the school buildings to be wired for internet?

Isn't that hypocrisy? 
What are we teaching the children? 
Why haven't we heard ONE SINGLE gadol being "moichah" on this?

I'm not talking about where the funds actually went, that is for the FBI to investigate, I am just lamenting the fact that with one mouth, they condemn the internet, threatening the children with expulsion, and at the same time applying for the school to be wired for the internet?

Back in the days when I went to yeshiva, I remember well when the Roshei Yeshivah would make choizik from Baali Batim ....

"What's  going to be with you ... you will grow up to be a Baalei Booos? Chas V'sholem?"
"Oy Vey, that's a baal boos teretz to the toisfois,Ha ha!" 
"Why are you davening with the Baalei Batim? You'll grow up to be a big am haaretz?"
"you're learning the Daf Yoimie? that's for the ama ratzishe baalei batim?"

As I grew up, I learned quickly that the Talmedei Chachumim were the "Baalei Batim" who knew far more than the "lomdeshe ama ratzim" in Kollel.I learned quickly that it was the Baalie Batim that were up 5 in the morning chapping a daf,(while the Kollel guys were fast asleep) running to work, reviewing the daf at lunch, and then after a hard days work, grabbing a bite and running back to shul for another shiur.
I learned rather quickly that the Baalei Batim were far more learned, far more honest and far more diligent in business dealing then the Rabbonim.

Now the naive Baalei Batim are wondering why the kollel guys that had the time to attend the anti-internet asifas ...are quiet and not saying one word in protest to the menahlim of Mosdos HaTorah that took millions to have the internet wired in the buildings!

The "baalei batim" are also wondering, "if the mosdos took the funds and didn't wire the schools, then why haven't the melamdim been paid in months?"
"Why did the "schar limud" go up if they had the millions from the internet grants?"

Only Satmar is allowed to cut off someones beard & peyois

The headline of Der Blutah, the Yiddish weekly of the Ahroni faction of the Satmar brothers, reads
"IDF Cuts Off the Beard & Peyois of a Yeminite boy in jail for failing to register for the draft"

I am not sure if the story is even true.......True, that there is an issue with the IDF requirements for recruits to shave when they serve in the IDF! And the Chareidie parties in the Knesset are dealing with the problem. But in this case, the boy wasn't even in the army, he was in jail!
After searching all Israeli newspapers, there is not one shred of evidence, as of this writing, that there is any credibility to the story.

Be that as it may, one thing is certain, that the Satmars in 1977, cut the beard and payos off Chabad Chassidim, just like the Nazis!
That is a fact!
And should this story be true, then the IDF had good teachers .... the Satmar barbarians!

Monroe Satmar Rebbe Prohibits Chassidim fromThanking Zionist Doctors that treat them!

Continuing in the footsteps of the founder of the Satmar Dynasty that had absolutely no "Hakoras Hatoiv" to the Zionist Rudulf Kastner, that saved him from the Nazi murderers, R' Aron Teitelbum, the present successor, instructed his sheep not to thank Zionist Doctors or Soldiers that treat or help them in any way, while they were in the Zionist "Medinah!"

The "rebbe" if you want to call him that, even prohibited his maniacal followers from tipping any waiter or cab driver, because if they do tip, the money will find itself in the "medinah's coffiers" G-D Forbid!

His crazed reasoning is:
 "הקמת המדינה היא נגד גזירת הגלות שגזר הקדוש ברוך על ישראל עד ביאת משיח".

"the establishment of the State is against the decree of  Exile that the RBS"O on the Jews, until the coming of the Messiah"

This idea is basically Christian, who believe that Jews cannot have a government until the "second coming""

The 6 million Jews that live in the State of Israel, is proof positive that he and his fellow Christians are absolutely wrong!

The hypocritical Satmar Leader, who is married to a Hebrew speaking Zionist, was in Israel last week to spend Shabbos in Meron with thousands of his Chasssidim and was protected by Zionist Soldiers throughout his stay, who treated him with the utmost respect... 

He warned those chassidim that needed medical attention that they shouldn't chas ve'shaolom thank the attending Zionist physician!
And he warned his sheep not to discuss anything with any Zionist that might be construed favorably towards the State! 

These are the teachings of the of the Satmar Romanians!
Our sources tell us the the FBI officers that are rifling thru the records of the Satmar Mosdos in Monroe are not Zionist!

Rabbi quietly prays near the Gaza border, and each time he does Hamas tunnels mysteriously collapse

Rabbi Shriki prays at the fence. (Photo: הרב נתנאל שריקי שליט”א Facebook page)

In the last two months, nine tunnels have collapsed, leading Hamas tunnel workers to refuse to even enter the tunnels…they are scared and they are openly admitting this

 Students of Rabbi Shriki told Haredi 10 they have witnessed him go out to the fields pray for the tunnels to collapse, and each time, a collapse has been reported.

“This is already not a case of a string of circumstantial accidents,” the students told Haredi 10. “Five times in a row he went out to pray for the tunnels to collapse, and each time, it happened.”

The rabbi went out to the fence to pray last Thursday morning, and by the afternoon, it was announced in the media that another tunnel had collapsed.

About a month ago, some soldiers asked to take part in the prayers but the IDF refused and Rabbi Shriki was left alone at the fence. But the rabbi continued, undaunted.

Even the enemy has taken notice of Rabbi Shriki’s influence with the Heavens. 

Last week, the Palestinian Authority media published a story about the rabbi who prays for the tunnels to collapse.

Rabbi Shriki is the grandson of the Rabbi Shalom Ifergen, known as the Baba Shalom, a well-known kabbalist whose hilula (celebration commemorating the anniversary of his passing) draws thousands of participants every year. Rabbi Shriki runs the charity organization Tehila Shalom, which provides food for families in need.

Goldie Vallner former Satmer Monroe Wife becomes a boy!

Mazel Tov ... Goldie!
"Mr." Vallner was married for 8 years and had put on a Spizel. She or He has two children and now changed genders to become a male!
Questions by this reporter whether Goldie is an Ahronie or a Zalonie, went unanswered!
No word yet, what "his" opinion on Zionism is, either,

Crazed Litvacks distribute Q-tips so they can hear Parshas Zachor

The Label reads:

"For the good of the masses"

"It would be good to clean the ears before listening to Parshas Zacho"

I have alot to say about that, but I won't go there ;)