Tuesday, December 22, 2020

The 614th Mitzvah ... KIssing the Gartel from the Rebbe Shlitah

 


Great News from New Square, they added a brand "new mitzvah"

Innocent children, "teenokas shel bais raban" kissing the Rebbe's gartel!

Those who do "gematriois" and did "gematriois" with "taryag" 613...will now have to revise their torelich so that it reflects the new mitzvah ... since we now have 614 mitzvois..

Question: Do you need to put a gartel on to kiss the gartel..from the photo it's "mashmeh" that you don't..


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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ridiculous.
Who does the kukker think he is?
More primitive controlling behaviour

Sabra65 said...

I'll kiss his gartel after he kisses my A$$.

Wake up people said...

ר"ל

Why don't they kiss his shtreimel? Bekishe? Hands? Feet?

Are they competing with Lubavitch, Vizhnitz, etc., who can outcrazy the other in this area?

jancsibacsi said...

They have nothing in their lifes to do and they want others to make their misserable lifes exciting, anypne who does what they want you to do is just as big of an imbacile as they are

Meshichist said...

Soon they'll have the kiddies kissing a picture of Duvidl Twersky at bedtime just like we kiss the image of Menachem Mendel!

Yechee ...

Anonymous said...

Better his gartel than his arse etc

Litvak said...

A holy gartel!!!???

These so called “Hasidim” have succeeded in replacing authentic Judaism with a “kosher style” voodoo.

Any resemblance between present day “Hasidim” and authentic Judaism is purely external.

This is a great tragedy for the Jewish people who are led to believe that the antics of the various “Hasidic” costume carnival clowns (and other so called “Haredi” groups) are an expression of real authentic Judaism. (Judaism “ultimate” so to speak.) The obvious conclusion is “if that is Judaism, not for me!”

So who can blame them?

It is vital for all to realize that what we see there is NOT Judaism.

I believe that the vast majority of secular Israelis want to keep the mitzvoth and come closer to their Jewish roots but are put off by the antics of these clowns.

The tragedy of our times!