Search This Blog

Monday, April 2, 2018

ALL JEWS EXCEPT FOR SATMAR REPRESENTED AT KOTEL FOR BIRKAS KOHANIM


19 comments:

Sam Kay said...

Satmar is prohibited to attend due to the fact that the Kotel was built by the Zionists ...
Jerusalem belongs to the Arabs ... Only Eretz Goshen on Route 17 & Kiryas Joel is Jewish ...\

Sam Kay said...

די חברה וואס האבען געבויט דעם קויסעל נעראווי האבען גמאכט א גרויס שיברע לב פאר רבינו הקדוש והטהור ...

Anonymous said...

Yes we the real Jews are proud not to attend some newly founded so called minhag of birkas cohanim which was never ever done throughout hundred of years when REAL Gedoile Yisroel lived in Jerusalem, so it's in actuality just another propaganda activity of the atheistic Zionist regime and has nothing to do with Judaism

Dusiznies said...

10:02
What about the "newly founded minhag" of wearing dog tails on your head? How about the "minhag" of cursing other Jews and calling it "Torah?" How about the "newly founded minhag" of stopping ambulances from getting by and lying that the IDF arrests bochrim for not joining the IDf?
When did the "minhag" start to lie and lie? Was the mekor from Goebbels , the Nazi propaganda minister?

Neturei Karta Mesheeginer said...

10:02
all minhagim when started are "newly founded." Gedoilie Yisrael didn't have the minhag because the Ottoman Turks didn't allow Jews to congregate in mass.
The minhag is a beautiful minhag and a lot better than worshipping those two Romanian Gypsies.
If the Zionists started this ... then Kol Hakovod!

Anonymous said...

10.02 says it's propaganda by atheist Zionists. So even birchas cohanim is a Zionist plot. Aren't you the lunatic that said Jews created the snowstorm last month? Obviously you found no kosher for Passover meds this week so you're not taking anything.

Anonymous said...

I think 10.02 was being sarcastic. But then again, who knows anything these days?

Anonymous said...

קויסעל נעראווי
Typical ignorant satmar gypsy
כותל המערבי
Is what it's truly called and the holiest site for prayer on this earth for all.
Except the two Romanian gypsy anti semites and their crazed Muslim followers, may they rot in hell for eternity.

Anonymous said...

Your רבינו
was an a$$hole self hating jew

H said...

The reason Satmar weren't there is because they're a cult - not jews.

Anonymous said...

To mr. anonymous from "April 2, 2018 at 10:02 PM"
You call yourself "we the real jews"?? Satmar is the furthest thing
from real jews. Look at how many of your stupid cult are leaving the fold! hundreds chopping off their payos. I see them all over monsey.
You wear the stupid 18th century clothes but that is all fake. Thousands of you are mechalel shabbos! Those that actually go to shul shabbos only go for the kiddush!
Real jews, my ass.

Abe said...

A few years ago I spent Shavuot in Williamsburg Brooklyn because one of my wife’s Satmar relatives was celebrating their son’s Bar Mitzva. I felt very uncomfortable entering a Satmar shul because i feared being subjected to the notorious Satmar ayin hara that had blanketed their community like a dybbuk possessing an unfortunate neshama. I really didn’t want to attend a Satmar worship but I wanted to maintain Sholom Bayis so I acquiesced to my wife’s pleading and so we went. The minute I entered the Satmar shul I was overcome with a sense of trepidation like I was about to be anesthetized by some malevolent vapor. It felt like I was surrounded by homeless bums who hadn’t bathed in a week. Sure enough, when it came time for the Birchas Kohanim I felt like I was being attacked by charges of static electricity. When the Satmar Kohanim began to intone their brachos I immediately knew I had been cursed with the awful Satmar Ayin Hara. After the davening as I walked to my host’s house, I stepped into a pile of dog sh*t when I stepped off the curb.After Yom Tov I couldn’t wait to leave the Satmar neighborhood. I hurriedly began driving away when I ran over a dog and then a cat. I knew right away that the Satmar Ayin Hara had condemned me to bad luck for the foreseeable future. To make matters much worse we developed food poisoning after the shul kiddish and my wife succumbed to the Satmar Ayin Hara because she began to experience women’s problems and couldn’t go to the mikva for 3 months. It’s only after I poured out my soul to The Spinka Rebbe and after I offered him a large matana that he gave me a bracha and the effects of the Satmar Ayin Hara then ceased.
The moral of my unfortunate experience is this: Don’t permit yourself to receive a bracha from a Satmar Kohain. You’ll only get a Klala instead.

H said...

Sage advice Abe. Sorry for the unfortunate weekend though.
On the bright side you got to go home afterwards, leaving these Satmar primitives throwing their faeces at each other - just like those Matzah eating Chimps

Abe said...

H 4:30PM.

Thanks for your sympathy but what I posted isn't the half of it. I would have posted my entire experience on Yom Tov in Williamsburg but I wanted to keep the conversations here on a level befitting with the Bal HaBlog's demand for decorous discourse. But I'll just mention one incident. It was the first day of Yom Tov rigtht brfore Berchas Kohanim. 2 middle aged Satmar chassidim sitting behind me, somehow got into a discussion as to whose wife looked more attractive with a bald head. They were absent from their seats for about 15 minutes before this incident and I think they had imbibed more than just 2 or 3 shots of schnapps from after sneaking down to the kiddush hall. Anyway, their discussion soon turned into an argument, as to when Moshiach comes, all women will have to shave their heads. I'll tell you the rest of the story despite certitude of forthcoming accusations of Lashon Hara. After the davening while walking home, one inebriated husband ran over to the other's wife and told her that her husband agreed with him that her bald head was ugly. Well, the other wife ran over to her husband and bashed him repeatedly over the head with her son's baby bottle for defaming her. I can't tell you the rest of the story but suffice it to say that an ambulance was called to the scene.There's much more to tell, but it wouldn't meet the Bal HaBlog's decorum requirements.

FRUM BUT NORMAL said...

Abe,
as much as i loath Satmar and my opinions about them are well known here on this blog, but you my friend need to take your medicines or better yet,check yourself into the nearest psychiatric ward ASAP

Abe said...

Frum But Normal 10:27 AM,

I guess my sarcasm is over your head or your appreciation of that type of humor doesn’t coincide with mine.

Anonymous said...

Abe---Frums is emotionally unstable he cannot think clearly when it come to sarcasm or in any other rational thinking his puny brain is hijacked by his emotion and he turns into a mindless moron

Sam Kay said...

Quotation of the day:
"In Israel to be a realist you must believe in miracles" ...
David ben Gurion ...

Mike the Shrink said...

Abe, it's quite obvious that it is you who have been struck with "women's problems" not your poor long-suffering wife.

Get some nice fresh dog$ht and smear it all over your face and leave it there for 24 hours.

After that you will be cured