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My Zaidy Made Me Laugh!

This is a photo of your Zaidy According to Scientists 

When I was a kid I used to go to the "tish" of a lot of Rebbes, and during their "toirelich" they would always mention their "zaidis" .... "my zaidy said this ..... my zaidy said that" ....."my zaidy would have said this" 

 I would always daydream wondering what they actually looked like ......

Well the mystery is over ......according to these apikorsim ..... this is what they looked like!

Meet your relatives: 540 million-year-old bag-like sea creature without an anus may be humans' oldest known ancestor

Researchers have discovered traces of the earliest known prehistoric ancestor of human beings.

In a finding which calls into question decades of research into human evolution, the creature called 'Saccaorhytus' has been revealed.

A microscopic sea creature that lived 540 million years ago, it has sack-like features created by its elliptical body and large mouth.

Bizarrely the species, which is new to science and was identified from microfossils found in China, showed no evidence of having an anus. 

This means any waste material inside its body would have come back through the mouth.

It is also believed the thin-skinned creature - discovered after a study of fossils found in China - moved along the ocean bed by 'wriggling'.

The scientists who carried out the research, including some from the University of Cambridge, believe this creature is now the most primitive example of a so-called 'deuterostome'.

This is a broad biological category that encompasses a number of sub-groups, including the vertebrates.

If the conclusions of the study, published in the journal Nature, are correct, then Saccorhytus was the common ancestor of a huge range of species.

This would mean it was the earliest step yet discovered on the evolutionary path that eventually led to humans, hundreds of millions of years later.

'We think that as an early deuterostome this may represent the primitive beginnings of a very diverse range of species, including ourselves,' said Simon Conway Morris, Professor of Evolutionary Palaeobiology at the University of Cambridge.

Teaneck Jews "tucheslek" Muslims with a protest against Trump

Stupid naive Jews of Teaneck are pandering to the Muslims that President Trump wants to keep out of our communities!

All terrorists are Muslims but "Rabbi" Nati Helfgot, of Congregation Netivot Shalom of Teaneck, ignored the facts and spoke at this bizarre rally!

Hey ... where was Helfgot's rally  when 4 IDF soldiers were brutally murdered a couple of weeks ago? Were there Muslims protesting the murders?

What's with these sick crazy Jews????

The "fool" Nati Helfgot

Frum Guy Massacres his Family and Neighbors Child in Migdal

Dor Karsenty and her two children murdered

Ravit and Eitan, parents of the late Dor Karsenty, mourn the horrific murder of their daughter Dor and their two grandchildren, Binyamin and Yosef Nachman, and the son of their neighbors, Nachman Atiya.

"It is indescribable, they took my daughter and two grandchildren. Killed them, massacred them. You all know the pictures from the scene. They really slaughtered them. I had a beautiful girl, a devoted mother like no other - she took care of the kids and let no one touch them. She would not allow anyone to take care of them - not a daycare center or anything - because she was the best treatment.

"She took care of two babies alone, from morning to night she was alone with them and she gave him quiet to be able to Torah study alone."

The mother added that the suspect "planned the murder, I'm sure a million percent - he went and said his good-byes to people; only Friday evening he sat at my table and apologized to my son-in-law Daniel. He said to him, 'Forgive me if I hurt you, I'm sorry if I slandered you...He also took leave from others in the community like this.

"My daughter lives next to Eitan (Dor's father), the very next apartment. He was just waiting for Eitan to come out and he carried out the massacre; a slaughter that Eitan and I saw with our own eyes - my grandchildren stabbed, our daughter lying on the floor.

"I ask the entire Jewish People to come to the funeral and see what treasures were taken from us. They should see a mother and father leading their daughter and grandchildren to burial," said Dor's mother. At 15:00 the funeral of Nachman Atiya, the family's 11-year-old neighbor, begins. At 18:30 Dor Karsenty, 2 1/2-year-old Yosef, and one-year-old Binyamin will be laid to rest.

Ten Year Old Natan who escaped

Natan, Atiya's 10-year-old son and the little brother of Nachman, managed to escape from the murder scene and told rescue teams that he pretended to be dead to escape from the murderer and slip out the window. Nathan went a few hundred meters until neighbors spotted him and alerted rescue services. The father was arrested in an orchard near the house.

The Nazareth Magistrate's Court extended the suspect's arrest until next Wednesday. In addition, the suspect was sent for psychiatric examination.

Eida Ha'Chareidis ban driving and riding in Cars

"Gedoilim" of the Eida Ha'Charedis in Yerushalyim are being mocked for their new fatwa against cars!

Yup ... you heard this right.... you can no longer drive or ride in a car.....

These antiquated relics have gone off the deep end .... claiming that if you ride in a car you have opportunities to go to houses of ill repute...

Hey "gedoilim" you don't need a car to go molest a prostitute, you can can just walk over to the shul's mikvah ....

And they write that this "car ban" is included in the "smartphone ban" 

They add that by driving a car you're putting your life in danger because you may be involved in a car accident. 

I guess the Rebbis like Satmar with their motorcades , and the Skverer Rebbe with his gleaming black Cadillac  will be violating the ban .... I guess ...

Crazy and getting crazier......

Madeleine "Halflbright" Says She’s ‘Ready To Register As Muslim’

Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, the "alteh katchkeh," said Wednesday she is prepared to “register as Muslim” in solidarity amid reports that President Trump plans to take executive action affecting immigrants to the U.S., THE HILL report.

Madeleine Halfbright is a Jew, whose family escaped the Holocaust!

Albright’s tweets came amid reports this week that Trump was expected to sign executive orders including a temporary ban on most refugees and suspending visas for foreign nationals from seven countries.

ABC AIRS PROMO FOR SHOW ABOUT PRESIDENT BEING SHOT DURING TRUMP INTERVIEW

ABC aired a promo for a show about a fictional president being shot during their much hyped interview with Donald Trump last night.

The clip is a promo for episode 11 of the ABC show Designated Survivor, in which Kiefer Sutherland plays an obscure cabinet secretary who is “unexpectedly thrust into the presidency after an attack at the capitol during a State of the Union address.”

The scene shows the fictional president attending the swearing in of a Congressman before a gunshot is heard and panic ensues.

“Who took the bullet?” asks the promo before the scene cuts to a hospital as surgeons operate on the victim.

Viewers did not find out in the previous cliffhanger episode if the president in the show was shot or if someone else “took the bullet,” although the implication that the president could have been the victim is clear.

One viewer complained to Infowars that he thought the airing of the ad during the interview with Trump was “distasteful”.

The idea of Trump being assassinated has repeatedly been invoked by commentators, journalists and television networks.

Back in February last year, New York Times columnist Ross Douthat caused outrage after he joked about how an assassination attempt could end Donald Trump’s presidential campaign. Douthat tweeted a clip from a movie in which a political figure is gunned down by an assassin.

The day before his inauguration, CNN aired a piece asking what would happen if Trump was killed in an attack, along the same lines as the plot inDesignated Survivor.

A German newspaper publisher and editor Josef Joffe appeared on a panel show during which he “joked” that someone in the White House could “murder” Trump to end his presidency.

Aaron David Miller and David Makovsky, Jews that Worked in State Department stab Israel in the Face!

Jewish Kapos arresting a fellow Jew in the Ghetto

Someday, perhaps, a team of sociologists and psychologists will examine the curious question of why Jewish ex-State Department officials are obsessed with Israel. Until that day comes, though, the rest of us will be stuck having to listen to those officials’ relentless harassment of Israel and promotion of the Palestinian cause.

As the US debates whether to move the American embassy  in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, the New York Times trotted out two former State Department officials, both Jewish, to pour cold water on the idea.

The officials, Aaron David Miller and David Makovsky, now enjoy well-heeled positions at the Woodrow Wilson International Center and the Washington Institute for Near East Policy, respectively. They are benefiting handsomely from the revolving door that shuttles State Department alumni to nearby think tanks, where they can spend their days explaining how they know what’s best for Israel.

In an endless stream of media interviews, op-eds and insufferable policy papers, Miller, Makovsky and many others never stop reminding us that they know more about Middle East peace than do Israel’s democratically elected leaders and battle-tested generals.

The irony is that pretty much any taxi driver in Tel Aviv understands the Israeli-Palestinian situation far better than the self-crowned experts at Foggy Bottom, present or past. The only thing that the State Department’s Mideast veterans are really experts at is getting things wrong.

Just look at their track record:

They said Yasser Arafat could be trusted the first time around, when the US recognized the Palestine Liberation Organization in 1988. They were wrong.

They said that Arafat could be trusted the second time around, after the 1993 Oslo Accords. They were wrong.

They said that if Israel stopped building settlements, there would be peace. They were wrong.

They said that if Israel froze construction in existing settlements, there would be peace. They were wrong.

They said that if Israel offered the Palestinians a state, there would be peace. Three Israeli prime ministers heeded that advice. Wrong again.

Now the Jewish Arabists come to warn about moving the embassy. The Trump Administration must declare “both privately and publicly, that they’re not moving [the embassy] to presuppose the legal status of the Old City and east Jerusalem,” Makovsky declared.

By “presuppose,” Makovsky means that the US should declare that it is not recognizing “the Old City and east Jerusalem” as belonging to Israel.

Well, why not? Why shouldn’t the US recognize all of Jerusalem as belonging to Israel? Does Makovsky think that “the Old City and east Jerusalem” belong to somebody else?

Jerusalem has been the capital of the Jewish people for more than 3,000 years. It has never been anyone else’s capital. Both the Hebrew Bible and the Christian Bible define it as a Jewish city. Judaism’s holiest site is in the Old City of Jerusalem. Islam’s holiest site is in Saudi Arabia. The Balfour Declaration and the League of Nations Mandate for Palestine, which establish the basis in international law for the rise of the State of Israel, clearly included Jerusalem — eastern and western, Old City and new city — as being part of the Jewish homeland.

I’m willing to give Makovsky the benefit of the doubt. I’ll assume that his perspective may have been compromised by all the time he has spent doing joint speaking appearances with longtime Palestinian Authority (PA) official Ghaith Al-Omari. Maybe if you spend a lot of time with a PA spokesman, you start believing the PA’s insane claims that Jerusalem has been a “Palestinian” city since the beginning of time, that the Jewish Temples in Jerusalem never existed and that the Western Wall is really a Muslim religious site called the “al-Buraq wall.”

But there’s a simple cure for the PA’s fake history and conspiracy theories. All you need to do is pick up any mainstream history book about the Middle East to learn the basic facts about the history and legal status of Jerusalem.

What a shame that David Makovsky, Aaron Miller, Dennis Ross, Martin Indyk and the rest have traveled so many thousands of miles back and forth between the US and the Middle East, when all they ever needed to do was to pay a visit to their local library.

Stephen M. Flatow, a vice president of the Religious Zionists of America, is an attorney in New Jersey. He is the father of Alisa Flatow, who was murdered in an Iranian-sponsored Palestinian terrorist attack in 1995.

Shaya Lichtenstein secretly recorded some 70,000 conversations, including many with cops. Singing like a Chazzan

A crooked gun broker secretly made thousands of recordings of conversations with corrupt NYPD cops, federal prosecutors said Wednesday.

The revelation likely will send shock waves through the department.

In a letter filed in Manhattan Federal Court, prosecutors said Alex (Shaya) Lichtenstein secretly recorded some 70,000 conversations, including many with cops.

In November, Lichtenstein pleaded guilty to bribing NYPD officers to obtain pistol licenses.

Lichtenstein saved the conversations to an e-mail account, “many of them contemporaneous memorialization of dealings of questionable legality with members of the NYPD,” according to the letter written by Assistant U.S. Attorney Martin Bell.

“During our initial review of those recordings, we learned that some of these calls implicated at least one of the defendants in this case.”

The feds said they also got “material” from the phones of Jeremy Reichberg, a Brooklyn businessman who is accused of doling out gifts to senior cops, including trips to the Super Bowl, Brazil and China, sources said.

That material was not described in any more specifics.

Lichtenstein pleaded guilty on Nov. 10 to offering a cop $6,000 in exchange for an expedited gun permit.

“I had a good and friendly relationship with New York City police officers. During these years, I gave police officers in the Licensing Division things of value, including money, knowing that by giving them those things, the officers would do me favors, including expediting gun license applications,” Lichtenstein, 45, said.

Sgt. David Villanueva is accused of accepting gifts in exchange for helping speed up weapons permits.

Police Officer Richard Ochetal, formerly of the gun licensing unit, pleaded guilty to charges relating to the probe — and is cooperating with cops, the feds said in June.

Deputy Chief Michael Harrington and Deputy Inspector James Grant were also arrested for allegedly acting as "cops on call" for Reichberg and another wealthy de Blasio donor, Jona Rechnitz.

Trump may cut ties with UN over its support for the PA

The Trump administration is preparing executive orders that would clear the way for the United States to reduce ties with organizations that support the Palestinian Authority (PA) or Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO), including the United Nations, officials said Wednesday, according to The New York Times.

The first of the two draft orders, titled “Auditing and Reducing U.S. Funding of International Organizations” and obtained by the newspaper, calls for terminating funding for any United Nations agency or other international body that meets any one of several criteria.

Those criteria include organizations that give full membership to the Palestinian Authority or Palestine Liberation Organization, or support programs that fund abortion or any activity that circumvents sanctions against Iran or North Korea.

The draft order also calls for terminating funding for any organization that “is controlled or substantially influenced by any state that sponsors terrorism” or is blamed for the persecution of marginalized groups or any other systematic violation of human rights, according to The New York Times.

The order calls for then enacting “at least a 40 percent overall decrease” in remaining United States funding toward international organizations.

The order establishes a committee that would recommend where those funding cuts should be made. It asks the committee to look specifically at United States funding for peacekeeping operations; the International Criminal Court; development aid to countries that “oppose important United States policies”; and the United Nations Population Fund, which oversees maternal and reproductive health programs.

If Trump signs the order and its provisions are carried out, the cuts could severely curtail the work of United Nations agencies, which rely on billions of dollars in annual United States contributions for missions that include caring for refugees, noted The New York Times.

The second executive order, “Moratorium on New Multilateral Treaties,” calls for a review of all current and pending treaties with more than one other nation. It asks for recommendations on which negotiations or treaties the United States should leave.

American lawmakers have increasingly criticized the UN over the last month, in the wake of the Security Council passing Resolution 2334, which condemned Israel’s presence in Judea, Samaria and eastern Jerusalem.

Senators Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and Ted Cruz (R-TX) recently introduced a law that would block taxpayer dollars from going toward the UN. The U.S. provides the UN with 22% of its funding.

A day after the UN resolution passed, Cruz had called on the United States to withhold funding to the global body until it reverses its decision. Similarly, Graham announced his intention to introduce the legislation shortly after the vote.

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee suggested that the United States should pull its portion of the UN’s funding and allocate the funds to serve American veterans.

Trump himself criticized the UN following the passing of the anti-Israel resolution, saying the global body is “not living up to its potential” and asserting that the UN causes problems instead of solving them.