Ami staff took a ruler and measured the peyus of Turx and Zionce, and bingo, Zionce has 2 inches longer peyus, so he won the contest!
Am I the only crazy one here?
Why in Heaven's name do they keep their long peyis out in Golus mingling with Goyim and Shiksis? Then they will wail and yell when they are being mocked and ridiculed!
Put your peyis behind your ears like Rav Ahron Kotler, R" Moshe Feinstein and R Yaakov Kaminezky z"l, you have on who to rely on!
Yes, Chassidishe Rebbes and Chassidim have their peyos out, but then again they don't work in the White House!
Ami Magazine has named a new Senior White House Correspondent. In an X post, the popular magazine announced that the torch was being passed from Jake Turx to Shloime Zionce, the Chassidic Youtube world traveler and influencer who has focused on foreign affairs.
In the post, Ami wrote: “Passing of the torch. Everyone’s beloved Ami writer, popular YouTuber and social influencer Shloime Zionce is now our senior White House Correspondent.”
Zionce posted: “Humbled. Thank you @Ami_Magazine for giving me a shot in 2017, and for your continued belief in me up until this momentous day. Very grateful as always, and wishing much luck and success to @JakeTurx on the next step of his journey. I’m excited for what’s to come IYH.”
The announcement led to widespread speculation about the fate of the popular and beloved Jake Turx, who has held the position for years. Turx implied that he is getting promoted to Chief WH Correspondent.
Turx posted: “Thrilled to finally get upgraded to chief White House correspondent and I look forward to teaching Shloime everything I know.”
However Turx is known for his wit and sarcasm, and it is not clear if he was being serious.
16 comments:
Go lecture your Zionist Chardal buddies first
11:48
My "Zionist Chardal buddies" live in Eretz Yisrael where 8 million Jews live! Those clowns live in tumedike Chutz Le'Aartz in Galut!
11:48
The Mishna Berura writes that in Galut you shouldn't even wear your tzitis outside! These two guys Turx and Zionce are a disgrace to Journalism and to frum people, we don't need these jokers in the White House!
Sara Lein writes am haaratzus. The Mishna Brurah / Biur Halacha is from a Rishon who discusses a kinah by the goyim generated by Tzitzis which is specific to Tzitzis.
Ezra Friedlander called me up all giddy, a raaya from here that DIN Is praising his grooming habits! The first time in ages that DIN is praising him instead of bashing him!
There are almost as many Jews in America as in Israel. But go ahead & rattle off one of your inane Tzioni pshettlach which is nisht a heen & nisht a herr to differentiate
Who is replacing Zionce to go to every yehupitz with his suitcase full of salami & tuna fish cans?
5:06
Sara Lein seems to know how to learn more than you, because she is 100% correct that the Mishna Berura actually writes that! It turns out that every single child learning in a Yeshiva knows that we go for a psak to a later Poisik! You write that it is specific for Tzizis.... of course do you want him to paskin that you should have your "mila" outside your pants too?
There is no halacha to wear your peyois out and have them reach your Pupik! They are in Galut and when they are in the WH you don't walk around with hair like a girl with braids!
5:21
You are a liar... There are over 3 million more Jews in Israel than in the USA!
I'm going to disagree although I appreciate your position, DIN.
If Sikhs can wear their turbans and Muslims can wear their hijabs, why are peyos a problem?
Garnel
LOL...I knew someone was going to come up with this!
We are not Sikhs and neither are we Muslims, we are Jews in Galut! Im not saying that Jews shouldn't wear their Jewish clothing Im against this "flying peyois" in the White House!
They should wear their peyos as they are used to. Changing anything because of goyim shows on weakness. Where is the Geon yakov? We are hated no matter what and how we wear things.
What you saying is exactly what niturei kaka says. "We need to live not only in Golus but also in a value mentality...
That the fake "Brisker" resorts to such vulgar outbursts is already oif a veg tze veizen that his argument is lukshin. The later poisek never said anything except tzitzis because his mekor in the Rishon is davka. And even a cheder yingel can recognize that.
I think the White House goyim prefer any day a heimishe mit langa peyos over the Tranny freaks that Biden has in the White House both as honored guests & staff
After I transcended my transgendered transformation, I was so gratified that I never had to worry about measuring my peyos to demonstrate my devotion to mindless goofiness.
Well put.Albeit previous comments re:ostentatious outlandish judaism are also valid
Zionce is a bit of a maverick. Background: Chassidish well-to-do BT.He's a political conservative who chooses to dwell in Houston
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