As we all read about the terrible virus, Covid-19, we are all understandably confused what to do and how it infects...
Not to worry..... R' Aron Teitelbaum, Monroe Satmar Rebbe found the cure...
If only women would stop wearing makeup!
On Erev Yom Tov he issued a fatwa that all those over 60 should stay home; forgetting that he himself is over 60, opened the big Satmar Shul to all ... after "he convinced the President of the USA to open the shuls."
In a fiery speech on the night of Shevuois, with the entire shul packed with no one wearing masks and no social distancing, the holy rebbe, told his sheeple to "daven 3x's a day with a minyan and to go daily to the mikvah."
Then he came up with which he believes is the cure for Covid-19 ...
Women should stop wearing makeup ....
What's interesting is that by and large its the men that are dying and not the women.....but the holy rabbi doesn't want the facts to get in the way ..
I hope when the cure gets publicised ....
shiksas will adhere to this new novel cure too, to stop the spread of the deadly virus.
I am convinced that when the shiksas start looking like dogs the virus will stop dead in its tracks.
Not to worry..... R' Aron Teitelbaum, Monroe Satmar Rebbe found the cure...
If only women would stop wearing makeup!
On Erev Yom Tov he issued a fatwa that all those over 60 should stay home; forgetting that he himself is over 60, opened the big Satmar Shul to all ... after "he convinced the President of the USA to open the shuls."
In a fiery speech on the night of Shevuois, with the entire shul packed with no one wearing masks and no social distancing, the holy rebbe, told his sheeple to "daven 3x's a day with a minyan and to go daily to the mikvah."
Then he came up with which he believes is the cure for Covid-19 ...
Women should stop wearing makeup ....
What's interesting is that by and large its the men that are dying and not the women.....but the holy rabbi doesn't want the facts to get in the way ..
I hope when the cure gets publicised ....
shiksas will adhere to this new novel cure too, to stop the spread of the deadly virus.
I am convinced that when the shiksas start looking like dogs the virus will stop dead in its tracks.
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4 comments:
If the Rebbe don't get every sidder Kidishin then who needs make up ??
You don’t get it. This is a money saving endeavor to promote Satmar frugality.
Rebbele Aaron’s Monsey women are so ugly that spending money on cosmetics will only be a waste of money. Nothing except head-to-toe plastic surgery will neutralize Satmar genetic ugliness. Satmar girls, born hairless , now tend to remain bald because of years of genetic DNA traumatization after shaving their head bald after the chupa.
The Satmar Rebbe’s missive to Satmar females is spot on! Stop spending your money on lipstick and instead, send your $$$ to him so he may further bash Israel.
Iran loving Israel hating KAPO bastard Aron TeitelBum is completely irelevent, nobody takes this sewer rat seriously.
this swine needs to be ignored
If women wearing makeup does not heal Covid 19, can we assume his wife wears makeup since she had the disease.
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