Friday, January 5, 2018

Viznitz Prohibits the Dead From Using Smartphones!!


It's crazier and crazier ....... out there!
There is a cemetery in Monsey that is called the "Viznitz Bais Ha'Chayim"

Buried there are the holy Ribnitzer Rebbe z"l, Skulener Rebbe z"l and others ...

They must have noticed somehow, that the dead sneak smartphones out at night when no one sees  ......

So the brilliant Askanim decided to put an  end to these shenanigans, and put up a sign with a "WARNING!" stating that no one can use a smartphone in the cemetery ...

It's interesting to note that they use the German word "Achtung" for "warning," the word the Nazis used against the Jews!!

It cannot possibly be that they are warning the live visitors, because after the huge Asifas in Manhattan and Monsey ... no living Chusid owns one ...


17 comments:

  1. אזיאטישע מאראמארישע פערדJanuary 5, 2018 at 2:37 AM

    So that's why I saw an oyberchuchem using a walkie talkie there! There is always a loophole to find in these takkunos.

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  2. Indeed, DIN, I'm pretty sure they are warning against live visitors using them...

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    1. שוין ווייטער דער משגיח איז דא אזא שטיק פערד

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    2. ווען זיין משוגע וואלט וויי געטון וואלט דער. פאריקטער אידיוט געשריגען פון יסורים אש טיפש

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    3. Why are you such a stupid PUTZ

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  3. https://twitter.com/srulibesser/status/949085017870884864

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  4. Proving once again that 'Rebbe Worship' is more important than worship of God.
    Now where have I seen that before????????......JESUS CHRIST!!!!! my f*cking memory!

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  5. Mentaly deranged people shoule be commited into institutions for the mentally deranged.

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  6. DIN, Why do you let such terrible comments on your blog through? My dear man, there is cursing, sacriligious things, etc.

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  7. Readers
    I have to agree with Aish ....stop with disgusting comments and personal attacks .... I'm the only one with this privilege on this blog!

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  8. Dus iz neias you're a friggin idiot
    almost as bad as your alias aish

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  9. Why in the world would duzinies make a blog revolving around lashon hara, and then pretend to be aishkodesh, trying to prevent lashing hara. Anonymous 8 17, you are the friggin idiot.

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  10. Why in the world would duzinies make a blog revolving around lashon hara, and then pretend to be aishkodesh, trying to prevent lashing hara. Anonymous 8 17, you are the friggin idiot.

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  11. Actually, @8:17 PM, I think it's pretty clear that DIN and I are not the same people.

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    1. My holy guru would you be kind enough to give me a metzitza be'peh

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  12. @1:10 PM, Why would you even ask such a disgusting question?!

    P.S. I don't hold of Metzitza b'peh.

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