Monday, August 17, 2026

Only in Israel will a lifeguard on a beach remind the bathers that it is Elul and Time for Teshuvah

 

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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 17, 2026 at 10:01 AM

    Why doesn’t DIN give his shiur there?

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    1. Rolled-Up-EyesAugust 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM

      Because he doesn't want to run into you, little doggy. Woof

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  2. Garnel IronheartAugust 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM

    Reminds me of the time we were davening Mincha on an El Al 747 and there was turbulence. The stewardess showed up and announced "According to the Poskim, you have to sit when then sign in on due to sakanas nefashos. You are not performing any mitzvah now"

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