Friday, January 28, 2022

Phrases That Make Sense Only To Jews But to Everyone Else they Are Weird

 




4 comments:

  1. How about.....
    " he learns by......"

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  2. Don't repeat this hogwash.

    It is not weird, but Haman spoke like this to Achashverosh to convince him it's no biggie to exterminate Klal Yisroel because look how "weird" they are.

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  3. "To Jews"

    90% of Jews: 🤔

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  4. Go check if there's a moon.
    We don't dip (brok on Pesach)
    My cousins don't mix (mish on Pesach)
    He will grab a spanking (Chap petch)
    He grabbed the joke
    Do you grab?
    I don't think he grabs
    (shep nachas) You figure out how to say that in English
    to hit forgivenesses (shlug kapoores)
    He hit forgivenesses with his worker
    I have him in the attic
    I have him in my beard
    He's a puller (shlepper)



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