You’re not only to intense, you’re too self-absorbed . It’s time to wake up and smell the coffee. And when you’re finished with that, get out and smell the roses. Relieve yourself for a few hours of the burden of trying to shelter dangerous Chasidishe cults under the over reaching meme of Lashon Hora. Get out and go see a nice family movie. Paddington II might do the trick for you. Have a look. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zTXVhX7NG_s
Movie, Abe? Nah. Maybe a biography of some Gedolim... Ah... yes. Or maybe tell some stories to my family. Kind of like a family story-time. That would be nice.
Biography of some Gedolim? Like the official Satmar one? Better to watch a satisfying porn video than read those Satmar fabrications.
But really, if you won’t take your family to see Paddington The Bear II, you’ll just condemn them to insularity and your twisted hashkafa. I’ll say Tehillim for them.
I don't mean a Satmar biography anyway, Abe. But no. Porn is never, Chas V'Shalom better than anything like that. Anyway, my family would rather probably not watch Paddington...
They don't really like that stuff... But of course if they did it wouldn't be the worst idea to take them out for it. Afterall, you have to cater to others' wishes.
The rebetzen sent her shoppers there too. They called back that there was nothing in her size. So time for waist watchers to open heimishe branch with separate entrances.
It's probly just a myth...
ReplyDeleteChecking if its Purim. Not April 1. Hope they don't end up at Victoria's secret by mistake.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteYellow for Zalman please??
Pink Gartels for the aronis
And green gartels for those Satmar who want to save the planet from global warming.
DeleteB"H
ReplyDeleteDIN, I doubt it will be true. I can also know because I have a Rebbe who is a very close friend of the Bobov 45 Rebbe shlit"a...
Aoish
ReplyDeleteIThe post is just in jest! As the gemmarrah says its only
מלתה בדיחתא
B"H
ReplyDeleteAh, okay. Thank you for clearing things up, my friend. It is a nice colored Bekishe, in that case :)
Aish,
ReplyDeleteYou're way too intense. You gotta loosen up a bit.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5270235/A-lion-tiger-attack-horse-Chinese-circus.html
ReplyDeleteFor a second I thought this was another bout of Zali on Aroni violence.
@12:46 AM, You might be correct. I apologize to everyone... I usually am pretty easy-going, just on this blog for some reason I feel different.
ReplyDeleteAishKodesh 9:46 AM,
DeleteYou’re not only to intense, you’re too self-absorbed . It’s time to wake up and smell the coffee. And when you’re finished with that, get out and smell the roses. Relieve yourself for a few hours of the burden of trying to shelter dangerous Chasidishe cults under the over reaching meme of Lashon Hora. Get out and go see a nice family movie. Paddington II might do the trick for you. Have a look.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zTXVhX7NG_s
You need serious mental help, a good psychological evaluation would be in order
DeleteMovie, Abe? Nah. Maybe a biography of some Gedolim... Ah... yes. Or maybe tell some stories to my family. Kind of like a family story-time. That would be nice.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your concern!
You are so sick
DeleteB"H what's that short for big horse
AishKodesh 4:09 PM,
DeleteBiography of some Gedolim? Like the official Satmar one? Better to watch a satisfying porn video than read those Satmar fabrications.
But really, if you won’t take your family to see Paddington The Bear II, you’ll just condemn them to insularity and your twisted hashkafa. I’ll say Tehillim for them.
@9:58 PM, It stands for B'Ezras Hashem, my friend. What all of us need...
ReplyDeleteI don't mean a Satmar biography anyway, Abe. But no. Porn is never, Chas V'Shalom better than anything like that. Anyway, my family would rather probably not watch Paddington...
ReplyDeleteAishKodesh 1:52 PM,
DeleteWhy do you think your family would rather probably not watch Paddington the bear Ii ?
Have you asked them?
They don't really like that stuff... But of course if they did it wouldn't be the worst idea to take them out for it. Afterall, you have to cater to others' wishes.
ReplyDeleteThe rebetzen sent her shoppers there too. They called back that there was nothing in her size. So time for waist watchers to open heimishe branch with separate entrances.
ReplyDelete