"Gedoilim" of the Eida Ha'Charedis in Yerushalyim are being mocked for their new fatwa against cars!
Yup ... you heard this right.... you can no longer drive or ride in a car.....
These antiquated relics have gone off the deep end .... claiming that if you ride in a car you have opportunities to go to houses of ill repute...
Hey "gedoilim" you don't need a car to go molest a prostitute, you can can just walk over to the shul's mikvah ....
And they write that this "car ban" is included in the "smartphone ban"
They add that by driving a car you're putting your life in danger because you may be involved in a car accident.
I guess the Rebbis like Satmar with their motorcades , and the Skverer Rebbe with his gleaming black Cadillac will be violating the ban .... I guess ...
Crazy and getting crazier......
Now they wake up after a century of riding cars,what about bicycles?:)
ReplyDeleteDIN, this is hard to believe. Are you completely sure that this is real?
ReplyDeleteCan't believe you fell for this obvious forgery
ReplyDeleteIt's probably a joke
ReplyDeleteYou know that this is a fake news satire, don't you?
ReplyDeleteGuy ......ha ha
ReplyDeletePlease don't confuse me with the facts ..... ha ha
I stand by my remarks!
I also think this is a satire and a mocking of these knuckle-dragger chareidim. Note that the proclimation is unsigned.
ReplyDeleteOTH, I wouldn't be surprised if it was real. Remember this?
http://www.vosizneias.com/107634/2012/06/10/williamsburg-ny-satmar-schools-banning-bicycles/
They're right.
ReplyDeleteYou do put your life in danger.
When you drive on the same road as the Satmar Motorcade.
DIN,This is obviously a fake and phony PASHKVIL trying to make fun out of the EIDA crazies
ReplyDeleteCHAIM
Someone pleeeeeez tell me this is a hoax.
ReplyDeleteThis PASHKEVIL is as true as the blogger of DIN is a believer in Toras Moshe
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