"ZU Torah" ....the frummies are crazy and getting crazier, they don't care if flights get delayed, they don't care if people will get delayed getting to their destinations, they don''t care!
They don't care that the Ribono Shel Oloim's Name is getting desecrated!
And they won't charter their own planes!
The Delta flight was over an hour late because Charedi men and women preferred to disembark rather than take their assigned seats.
A Delta Airlines flight from New York to Tel Aviv was delayed Monday night after frum men and women refused to take their seats next to members of the opposite sex. Instead, the Charedi passengers decided to get off the plane, rather than take their assigned seats for the flight to Israel. Their baggage then had to be located and removed from the baggage compartment, causing the 75 minute delay!
Listen why do you blame this people who didn't want to sit next to woman -?? They are saying the true they are very open an honest. If I must sit next to a woman. I am not an angle if she is nicer then my wife-?? Could be I will have to- t-u-c-h her if I will not be able to hold my ((self back)) so they -lekatchila didn't want to go into this kind of situation. Kull hakavud
ReplyDeleteMaybe they were protesting the airlines getting cheap with snacks? And especially there was nothing in the galley with Sachdis shgooche.
ReplyDeleteI agree with your comments but am also disturbed by the anonymous blogger. Assuming he is American born, I am amazed at his spelling mistakes. It is angel not angle. And touch is touch not tuch. And it is amazing that he is afraid of not controlling himself when sitting next to a woman. He is supposed to be an adult.
ReplyDeleteAs far as I am concerned, airlines should have passengers sign a statement that they will accept any seat they are given and if they do not, they will forfeit the entire fare. Do this a couple of times and the crazies will not have enough money to travel. On the other hand, they can always go shnorring for more in Lakewood.
To the first commenter,go check yourself into a insane asylum for the criminally insane,you need help
ReplyDeleteSeriously, author of the first comment? If you sit next to a women that is nicer than your wife you would be compelled to touch her? Firstly, I do feel bad for you and your wife, for it seems you don't find her pretty or nice. Secondly, I'd like to caution you about special laws in this country. You cannot go about and touch anyone you want to just because they sit next to you. It's not like the mikvah! Sure you know this, but just want to make it clear.
ReplyDeleteI guess no one caught the sarcasm tag on the first comment.
ReplyDeleteI did not right sarcasm. Believe me. Let me ask you. Do we all remember good an very old story. When the .f.b.I. had to bring down nebech a very nice rebbi ((and his brother is a big rebbe from a big kehila in Williamsburg)) do we all remember this story. How a girl complaind about this rebbi-?? Its verynormal that sitting a long way next to a woman . Is ((1)) very not comfortable. She has to go in and out of her seat. (2) again its very not comfortable to seat such a long way next to a fremde woman. And not have nisyonos. No body was born an angle it even says. Ien tzadick bu.uretz asher loi yechtu so to be comfortable on a long way home. I understud this people its also a very good idea. That when somebody buys a ticket for a trip on a plane. Ask your travel agent if he can tell you. By looking on his computer who is sitting next to you. A mail or a female to avoid any agmas nefesh. Because. I personally where on a el-al- plain when such a story happened a hole way to Israel. A yungerman was fighting Because the woman next to him. Would not want to change her place. To another isle. ((Because lekatchila he handle it like an animal)) so to make sure this should not happen work with your travel agents
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ReplyDeletePlease learn to write English before you post. You do not right sarcasm, you write sarcasm. "Do we all remember good" - what type a language is that? "Is very not comfortable" - what is that?
born an angle - an angle is something used in geometry- you mean an angel.
"I understud" - I am not sure what you mean.
"A mail or a female" - do you mean the post office or a male?
I am glad you can fly on an el-al plain - most people can't fly on a plain - they generally fly on a plane.
"a hole way to Israel" - did not know you could go through a hole to Israel - do you mean whole.
"To another isle" - was she on an island in the el al plane - or do you mean aisle.
Hi 6:50...
ReplyDeleteThere's a chance you're putting us on with that grammar & with your "t-u-c-h- " in your first post.
Be that as it may, you're still a funny guy. If you're married , take your own advice and book 2 seats next to each other on flights so you won't have to worry about "... Ien tzadick bu.uretz asher loi yechtu...' when next to another woman .
If your wife is anything like you, I wouldn't worry about her sitting alone, though. Sight unseen, I'd vouch that nobody is going to lust after your metziyeh .
How do I know?? 'Cause you strongly hinted when you say:
".... I am not an angle if she is nicer then my wife-?? ..."
Don't look at her.. Look into a sefer, read a good Agatha Christie book , or put on some headphones and listen to Bing Crosby crooning " Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?"
OR...do what an old friend of mine did. He was afraid to fly, but had to, because of career obligations. He brought a pint of bourbon aboard, drank the whole bottle as the plane taxied away, promptly fell asleep and woke up when plane landed at destination. He did this for years.
Try it... fall into a coma-sleep.... and you won't have to t-u-c-h anybody. I know it's a problem to sneak a good bottle aboard these days, but a yeed get zich an eytzeh.. You'll figure it out.
the Derby....
Overheard at Shnooky's Diner :
Question from a shadchan to a father.." When you fly,next to whom do you sit?"
It's coming to that friends, because we're allowing the farchnyukte, insane fanatics to run the show.
Why is it that none of us can judge others favorably. Did any of you know that the whole ado started when the woman flashed her breasts at the Chasid so she will not have to sit next to him, she also told him that he stinks. If one cannot tolerate another persons smell they should buy an extra seat so they can be distant enough. Kudos to this man, rather than putting up a fight and embarrassing the lady he chose to leave with his family.
ReplyDeleteNowadays every shnook decides what is a kiddush hashem and what's a chillul, the more one leaves the path of Torah the more say they feel they have in the K/C conversation. Do we all agree that most Goyim think that the Israeli government mistreated the Palestinians and according to the K/C idealists it's a huge CHILLUL HASHEM Yet we all support their aggressions. So for fairness sake, let's leave the K/C decisions to others.
ReplyDeleteSelf hating shnook***** Israeli aggression, huh?
ReplyDeleteJoshua's aggression to chase out all 7 nations doesn't bother you. , Nowadays every shnook decides what's a chillul Hashem when years ago every shnook automatically knew what it was right away.Nowadays blog shnooks want to be fair and leave k/c decision to others and disrupt public travel,then ask other shnooks if its a CH.
9;47, your b/s stinks.
ReplyDeleteWell, I see that other posters are also dining at Shnooky's Diner.
ReplyDeleteWhy not? For $5 you get a breakfast of a cream cheesed bagel, scrambled eggs, hash browns, choice of salad and a coffee.
But specifically to the deluxe Shnooky 10:07, whom I invite to join me for breakfast tomorrow at Shnooky's: Introduce yourself to me ( you'll recognize me) and I'll treat you. What, for $5 I could afford to be a groisser tzileigger just to see what a "putzayeed" looks like in the flesh.
Together we could sob into our Israel salads and lament about Zionist mistreatment of Palestinians..... and for fairness sake we won't talk about anything except the old college unanswered question of why one can't tickle oneself ( It's true). Should be a heckuva breakfast.
the Derby.... All of a sudden everybody wants to be a shnook..
To all of you people. Who are afraid of sitting. Next to a woman. I must say ((1)) how did you got married-?? If you are afraid of a woman. Or afraid to sit next to a woman. ((2)) was the problem. She was not ((chasidish)) like you -?? ((3)) was she a ((tziyoni)) who you got educated to hate if sombody is a tziyoni. Hate him. Or her. Was this the. Problem-??? Why every body has to look. At us. Like animals. Because. Like. Crazy people. Like you. -?? When we travel on a plane we must travel like a mentch. And make. The biggest. Kidush hashem. Are we waiting. That the ((air lines)) should decide. That they dont want. Chasidish people on there planes. Because they are. Problem makers. -??? Are we waiting. For this to happen-?? If sombody. Has a problem. Whit who to sit next of you. Go Travel on a yellow school bus. With small boys.
ReplyDeleteTo all of you ((who are behaving like an animal and. Not like a mentch on a plane)) let me ask a question. To all of you. How would sombody feel. When a ((woman)) yes. A -woman-stands up from her. Seat-and makes a hole scandle. That she. Dosent want to sit next. To a man. Or. A. Chasidisha man. How. Would. We feel -?? We would say. O she must be a jew hater wright-?? Or she is a muslim or she is a tziyoni. If we are not going to stop this behavior. One day we will pay the price for such behavior. A woman wouldn't want to sit next to a chasidish behiemu watch and see. Because they see and watching us how we behaiv to them and on a plane remember chasidim
ReplyDeleteHey buddy I took you up on your offer and you weren't there, even asked all customers if they were you but no. Now you went and made a whole fuss about shnookerism and didn't address my question, let's go back to high school discussion of steering a pot so no one can see that there is no salad, (Israeli or other) in it. I'll not discuss anything else so as not to awaken your inner shnookiness.
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ReplyDeleteLol.
You're not a real shnook but a wannabee trying to jump on the bandwagon. A shnook knows what day it is and the time of day. Reread please.... I wrote BREAKFAST and TONMORROW... meaning today and in the AM.I was there a while ago and you didn't show up. Give you a 2nd chance and come next week, shnook up or be gone. And be on time.... Mr. Shnooky, proprietor and aging bachelor, doesn't like his customers hanging around reading papers.... eat and leave, he always says... Not for nothing, but other than running his diner, the other highlight of his day is taking out his 2 front Boruch Sheomar bachelor tzitzis at shachris.
the Derby...
Shnooky's Diner... a virtual clinic in observing all types.... educated CEOs, to street nudniks, to 9-5 zhlubbs, to snobby feinshmeckers to executive lookalikes who carry their wife's so-called tuna sandwich, thermos & knubbel in their briefcases so that you should think they have important papers in them... Embarrassed to carry it in a brown paper bag.... Oh the knubbel... Thar She Blows.!!!!!