tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2633952367455665536.post3883039414325895309..comments2024-03-29T14:21:42.121+03:00Comments on DUS IZ NIES !! Rare View...: Dus Iz Nies in midst of "Ceasefire Talks" with SatmarDusiznieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17159854165651441155noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2633952367455665536.post-69109580375449544602014-09-04T03:51:55.225+03:002014-09-04T03:51:55.225+03:00As my husband, a professional shiyeh piyeh'nic...As my husband, a professional shiyeh piyeh'nick who hasn't brought home a dime in years, told me when he saw this post , and I quote him exactly, " Nu,if there's nothing else to eat, then yapchik is also a shmendrik."<br /><br /> Cease fire or not, tums won't help a yapchik chow-down . It's the most overrated novelty since the 3 zeitungen .<br /> My shverrer arbiter who lolls on the sofa all day doing word-find puzzles, running to an Eyn Yakov shiur and back on the sofa for an evening's Popeye series, knows about cease fires. " I am what I am," he imitates Popeye, "and that's who I am."<br /> He's got a good heart and gives in to me, very generous with my money and never, ever questions my spending habits. Doesn't fight with me even though I battled him for eons to go find work. So now it's a cease fire.<br /> So he teineh's that if everybody would just leave everybody else alone, spend more time ensconced in a plush sofa, and respect their Sheeetehs w/o cursing, Moshiach would come...Y'hear this Socrates of mine??<br /> Big Tzi'leigger.... Lets me work all day and respects me a lot for it and never curses... Loves my sheeeteh actually... Moshiach hasn't come yet..<br />I say to him, " Bereleh meiner, It's not enough... Let the 3 zeitungen only report odd and funny news, long serialized stories that go on for years about some old shtettel or another and call it a week. No politics..Mazel tovs,obits R"LT"Z,<br /> parties and where to drop off shaimos.'<br /><br />" Tirtze'leh ,Please..stay out of it,just keep doing what your doing ( translation: Shut up and go to work already ) and I'll keep doing what I'm doing ( no translation necessary)"<br /> A very tenous and fragile cease fire exists now between us... But y'know what? <br /> Paraphrasing my Bereleh.. <br /> B'less brayruh, is a 2 months <br /> 3 tziganer... oops.. I mean 3- tzeitung- monte shalom, better than a 4 cornered hamentash..."<br /><br /> So what do say about my bereleh, heh..??? Nisht a groisser chochom, nish a kleiner naar... ( Not a big genius, not a small fool) Zull er zein gezunt..!!<br /><br />Respectfully,<br /><br /> Tirtzeh Kol-Toov, subbing for Derby tonight..<br /><br />.. who's buying a gallon of bawschtt ( borscht in the mid-west) celebrating the cease fire.<br /><br />Kol Tooov..!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2633952367455665536.post-29481482451187787522014-09-03T23:52:48.894+03:002014-09-03T23:52:48.894+03:00Is today April 1st?!Is today April 1st?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com