Friday, July 10, 2026

Police Pull Over Skverer Rebbe’s Motorcade, Issue 14 Traffic Tickets

 



The Skverer community is abuzz today after New York State Police allegedly stopped the Skverer Rebbe’s motorcade on Route 17 as he was returning home from the airport following a trip to Malibu, California.

According to sources withing the community, troopers pulled over the Rebbe’s entourage while it was traveling along Route 17 and issued a total of 14 traffic tickets to members of the motorcade.

The incident delayed the procession before it was allowed to continue toward New Square.

12 comments:

  1. DIN is going to have to FOIL this one!

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    1. FOIL is a mnemonic acronym used for the method of multiplying two binomials. The letters represent the terms that are multiplied:.
      Multiply Skver and Satmar and you get the binomial equivalent of meshugganers squared.

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  2. The website owned by Pinny Lipschutz, that he denies he owns, apparently broke this story. I didn’t know he has a beef with Skver that he’s not covering it up

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  3. Couldnt happen to a nicer dictator.

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  4. It's about time.

    Why does anyone need a motorcade with some many cars? He barely fits into one car, why do they need a whole entourage?

    I'll even give him 2 or 3, even that is way more then enough.

    Anything more then that is crazy

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  5. I canceled my skver subscription.
    It was promised to them 3000 years ago

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  6. Which website belongs to Pinny Lipschutz? TY

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  7. What kind of meshigas is this Flying around with a motorcade
    What’s the emergency that ur risking other peoples life’s with your reckless behavior
    ‏בהמות ‏וחיות

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  8. Who cares what these Skverers do it looks like you guys are jealous

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