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Monday, May 16, 2016

Satmar He/She Will Explain Transgender Issues within the Frum Community

I'm now really concerned ... how are we going to give an "aliyah" to someone when he could possibly be a lady?
I propose that each shul hire someone to check out each and every "guy" that gets called up for an "aliyah"! 
I'm going to avoid the bathrooms in shul, now, because the "guy" next to me in the urinal could be a women.

Also the Lakewood "guys" fresh out of the freezer will have to checked out by a competent Rav!

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8 comments:

Sam Kay said...

According to Halacha women can be called for Aliyah LeTorah ... we refrain because Kavod HaTzibur ...
Question: Which side of the Mechitza does this person sit?
Answer: On the fence ...

Fred said...

Whenever you hear that the person is an "activist" (like our "community activist" President), run like hell to get as far away as possible.

Echter yid said...

To you my dear beloved first cousin.((yisroel Abraham //Abby stien )) I understand you a little bit why your so screwed today in your life,? Because what you went trough in your young life till today trough your own mother and in your mother's family, (( your mother my aunt )) the strict rules, the toughness and the roughness ,the strict rules about,only being able to wear, rebbisha clothing, and only being able to do ,rebbisha //engagements// rebbisha marriages//,never Would your mother's family members give a smile to anyone else,,always with tough faces never with a smile on their faces,,never hearing a good word from anyone,, plus to this terrible problem living with such strict tough family,and with all this strict rules ? your crazy father (( my uncle)) came with his and more stricter rules, not enough the strict rules what was being placed already by your mother's family, so came your father and he was placing more tougher rules on the tougher rules,on you and all of the rest of the children ,,like forcing all of you and your brothers that they must wear white socks and short pants on the Shabbat ((called hoizen zucken)) when they where teenagers ,what usely white socks on Shabbat is only wearing by married adults only, and not by teenage boys,? Your father claimed that why he made all of you to wear the white socks as teenagers because to look like ((viznitzer ienicklech )) like ,viznitzer, grandchildren, so I understand you that all this crazy tough house made you to bust and indeed you exploded and today your having because of this trauma a very hard life believe me I really really understand you , you no that your mother's oldest sister is my mother in law,? You don't have to tell me how screwed your mother's family are.?

Echter yid said...

But I really really have a question for you my dear cousin, ready for my question,? If someone becomes a transgender that automatically makes //his//her// father for a psychiatrist,? Yes your father went into the line of psychiatry,? With out ever going to collage to learn about psychiatry or with out ever taking a course about psychiatry suddenly as you became a transgender your father started to console people in Williamsburg in his apartment, and with out ever having license for such a job, it looks that it goes automatically if someone becomes a transgender the father becomes a psychiatrist,, wow that's fast

Anonymous said...

Yes Fred
Because maybe she'll educate you?
What a primitive attitude

Earl David said...

A gerer chasid pulled the same stunt at FCI Fort Dix and he ended up in the SHU (Solitary Confinement). Lucky for him he did not get extra charges. I write about my prison experience in kindle, under, "Prison,what to expect" and Shul Wars, the fight for God, where every Jew thinks they are holier than the next one. In my humble experience, the most demanding are the sex molesters. They will yell and complain if you say a phrase twice, saying that G-d will be very upset. But what about their crime? Was G-d upset with that? A lot of nonsense goes on inside the fence.

Anonymous said...

I object as she is not covering her arms!

אברעמעלע said...

He's not Satmar. He's Viznitz.