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Saturday, September 6, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow converting to Judaism

Personally, I think she will become a Satmar Chasidisteh, because not too long ago, she appeared singing  karaoke at a fundraiser for the Palestinian charity, the Hoping Foundation, a front-group for HAMAS and other Islamic terrorist groups founded by Hugh Grant’s Muslim girlfriend Jemimah Khan and some anti-Israel left-wing Jews. 

Paltrow’s karaoke song choice, “Killing Me Softly,” is ironic, since the Hoping Foundation provides money and resources to HAMAS operatives and others running Palestinian refugee camps and breeding and training future killers, who do NOT kill “softly.”

For years she has followed Kabbalah, which has its roots in the Jewish faith.
Now Gwyneth Paltrow is said to be ‘quietly converting’ to Judaism.

The claim was made by the New York Post, which said Miss Paltrow was already raising her daughter Apple, ten, and son Moses, eight, in a Jewish setting after learning about her family history on the US version of the genealogy In the program, Who Do You Think You Are?. Miss Paltrow discovered she came from a long line of influential East European rabbis.
Previously she has joked that she was a ‘Jewish princess’ after learning she had 17 generations of rabbis running through her family tree.

Oh my God, if you saw the amount of food that I do. I am the original Jewish mother. I make meals from these new recipes that look, smell and taste like the food I always cooked, but are also super healthy. That is an additional joy.’

Miss Paltrow was herself raised in a mixed-faith household. Her late father, film producer and director Bruce Paltrow, was Jewish, while her actress mother, Blythe Danner, is a Christian. And she was raised both Jewish and Christian, which she said was ‘such a nice way to grow up’.

Earlier this year Miss Paltrow and her 37-year-old husband, the lead singer with band Coldplay, announced their separation after ten years of marriage.

In a statement on Miss Paltrow’s website, in which she referred to the ‘Conscious Uncoupling’ of their partnership, the pair said they had been ‘working hard for well over a year’ to salvage their marriage.
Last night her spokesman did not respond to requests for a comment.

1 comment:

5 Towns said...

Paltrow would be a good fit for wherever Dovid Weinberger is opening his next shul. Paltrow had an "open marriage" with the Coldplay rocker.

Otherwise sounds like Hugh Grant is moving up in the world after police arrested him in the back seat of a car mit a shvartza zoyna who turns $20 cheap tricks.

Now allow me to explain to you who Jemimah Khan is. Her father is a secular British Yekke named Goldsmith. Her mother is an aristocrat shiksa from North Ireland. They are menuvolim who lived as "polyamours", a group of multiple men & women who claim to be a family unit but their "marriage" is not yet at least recognized by any government. Jemimah married a Pakistani soccer star & politician named Imran Khan. She converted to Islam for him. She divorced him after a decade of anti-Semitic persecution in Pakistan. She dated Hugh Grant from 2005 to 2007.